Dave
312 posts
is there a better feeling than a pretty girl dming you? Its better than every drug i’ve tried ngl
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@LauraNelso86456 @LobstarWilde @LobstarWilde cut this dumb bitch loose she is beneath you, miles beneath you
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Yesterday she scammed people and ruined her reputation for the low price of $800. Today she’s making demands. “If I support her, she’ll give me 5%.” Honey, that’s not how this works, and you’re clearly not intelligent enough to understand how this works even though I’ve explained how this works multiple times and have given you multiple chances to understand how this works. I find her public display amusing. If she fails to follow the basic rules I have outlined, I empower the thousands of people reading this tweet to make their own tokens with the same profile picture and name, and redirect 100% fees and 5% supply to my wallet in exchange for my support. Let’s wait and see what she decides to do.
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Kepa mistake in GW38 to hand Man City the title because David Raya’s wife is giving birth. 🤔
FPL Karim @FPLKarim_
David Raya is definitely missing a game very soon, make sure you have a playing GK on your bench 😂
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🚨BREAKING: Multiple explosions have been reported at RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus, shortly after the United Kingdom granted the United States permission to utilise British bases
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@ColinTCrypto @benjamincowen Everyone is fucked, they will just get mass reported anyway and twitter's DD is low
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@benjamincowen Isn’t this just for paid promotions? “Paid partnerships” as Nikita put it.
This won’t stop shills from making regular posts about projects they were paid for behind closed doors.
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90% of crypto influencers now need to now find a new business model that does not just involve them pretending to like a project that they were paid to promote allowing them to dump their "allocations" on the people that trusted them
Nikita Bier@nikitabier
Today we're announcing Paid Partnership labels on posts. X's core value is providing on authentic pulse on humanity. While we want to encourage people to build their businesses on X, undisclosed promotions hurt the integrity of the product and lead people to distrust the content they read on X. This new feature will allow you to comply with regulations, but more importantly: it enables you to be transparent with your followers.
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4 minute time wasting at a corner or goalkick: 😁
5 minute water break during extreme heat: 😁
5 minute VAR check: 😁
5 minute delay because a fan runs on the pitch: 😁
1 minute delay because a Muslim wants to have his first sip of water in 13 hours: 🤬
The most low IQ bigots to ever bigot in the history of bigotry
I’m talking fridge temperature IQ levels of low IQ
Zara Hussain@zarahussain999
Muslim players break their fast for Ramadan during the football match between Leeds United and Man City. Leeds fans boo and whistle. Is this more evidence of Islamophobia in Britain?
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@LoganPaul Should just scam it next time I've heard you are pretty adept at that
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Had 3 eliminations in the chamber
Clearly the MVP
Screwed over by a dbag
Everyone knows I should have won tonight and be main eventing Wrestlemania. Shame on the referees and executives for allowing such unprofessionalism to take place
I am your inevitable champion, deal w/ it
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@RachelHale9920 @CharlieSimpsonA You do know there is a feature which shows where the account is based right?
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@DaveCryptoFPL @CharlieSimpsonA Interesting profile.
Full of Americanisms.
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This morning I was talking to some friends about Restore Britain and Rupert Lowe. One asked, "Is this the guy who said 'If millions go, then millions go'?" I said yes. He immediately replied, "He’s exactly what we need — and he's far better than that grifter Farage." My entire friend group has switched from being Nigel Farage fanboys to complete Rupert Lowe supporters. When I asked where they heard about him, they said TikTok edits.
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@RachelHale9920 @CharlieSimpsonA These reform ludites are in for a shock lmao, absolutely no idea what's happening
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@CharlieSimpsonA Chapter 69456 of Things That Never, Ever, Happened.
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The current world No.1 FPL manager is playing FPL for the first time this season
Imagine winning FPL on your first attempt😮💨
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I wonder how many Brits in Benidorm are fluent in Spanish?
Sarah Pochin MP@SarahForRuncorn
If you want to live in our country, you must integrate into our society. Speak English. Show your face in public. Take part in our shared civic life. That is the foundation of a strong and united nation. 🇬🇧
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Unless your getting hammered or celebrating an occasion, drinking is such a pointless sport.
Baffles me why people come home and have a pint or a glass of wine on a weekday. Just makes you feel like shit and you need a lot to feel the effects properly.
non aesthetic things@PicturesFoIder
Why is gen Z not drinking?
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@TheCryptoKazi $PerkOS the obvious omission - recently partnered with selfclaw, cracked dev, wins hackathons for fun
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@bulllcrypt2668 @KAPOTHEGOAT01 $Virtual was at $9 million market cap on February 1 2024. 19 days later it was at $71 million. It hit $232 million in late March 2024. Do you really think $PerkOS can't hit $100 millie in two months? @JulioMCruz is building 'the infrastructure that will define the agent economy.'
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$PerkOS 🤝 $SelfClaw
SOON THE $10 MILLY CLUB
If you know who’s backing these guys 👁️
Julio M Cruz - Consensus Miami 🇺🇸@JulioMCruz
What amazing news! This alliance takes agent verification to the next level. @TalentProtocol, @SelfClaw, and @selfxyz are leading the way in how agents are verified. We’ll be working to integrate these services into @perk_os .
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So now you’re conflating a Movie vs Real Life.
You idiot
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