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@CletusAwreeetus GS1000

This should be interesting. When I was 17 I had an RD200 , but I wanted one of these . What bike did you aspire to when you were a spotty 2 stroke pilot ?

@history99917180 That’s one horseshoe covered 🤣🤣

Bad week this week folks. 1, Horse insurance renewal due. 2, Horse trailer annual service. 3, 4 new shoes for Norman. 4, Sam needs new riding boots, Ariats - I’ll say no more! I may have to sell my body.

@VeteranIrish Chef Under Navel Training…..

Found this on a veterans FB page 👇🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We all know that the SAS and SBS have a hard selection process that not many soldiers pass. So bearing that in mind, my two part question is. 1, What sort of hard ruthless debauched evil bastards are they in the Catering Corp ! It's the most difficult course to past in the British military and very few (if any) have successfully passed it. 2, Based on the quality of the scoff served up by different units/bases. Who has killed the most, is it The Army, Navy or RAF slop jockeys (RAF only, please note that Hotel chefs are excluded from this) To decide the winner of this question, I have a select panel of former WRENS who have offered their services and they have requested all answers on the back of a soggy biscuit 😁

@RDPHistory “Treated” Not the word I would of used 🤣

In fact, after getting scrubbed up, they were treated to a night of entertainment by comic legend Frankie Howerd.

April 20th 1982: #OTD in the #Falklands war the men of "Mills Marauders" return home to the UK and are met by CGRM Sir Steuart Pringle, still on crutches from losing a leg to an IRA bomb. The original defenders of South Georgia.

@SteveSpeirs4 Weymouth

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@guzzicraig @ValentinoMossy @BulldogBDX It’s a shame Shaun and Hayley “left”

There used to be crowds of 15+ thousand EVERY meeting at Olivers mount. Crowds lined all along the start finish and along the jumps This weekend I'd be surprised if it was a thousand each day. What has happened to what was once the greatest two wheel challenge in england?

@VeteranIrish Two types of wine Wine you like is good wine Wine you don’t like is bad wine Price is irrelevant

Generally speaking, a wine connoisseur is someone with extensive knowledge of wine. They understand wine styles, different regions and grapes, aging potential for various wines, and specific flavour profiles. Generally speaking, a veteran is someone with extensive knowledge of the armed forces. They understand humour styles, different corps and regiments, aging and potential for various new humour, and specific social media profiles it’s aimed at! However, in response to your “I know fcuk all” critique and inadequate knowledge of British Military Humour, I can only suggest, you stay off the wine!!! 😉

@Jim_Hunter_MGP Looks a little like the wolves emblem ?

@VeteranIrish Run six miles away he will never find u

My daughter just walked into the living room and said: "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV and stereo my iPhone and iPod my laptop & sell them. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother Well she didn't put it quite like that....she actually said.. "Dad this is my new boyfriend and he's in the RAF Regiment." 😁😁

@blacksladder @leddy___ I left a student at a garage when They climbed out the back door as we filled up Never noticed until we arrived at a job

HALO: “you’ve left something at ED” Me: “we have?” HALO: “have you not realised you’re missing something?” … Para, ECA and me: “THE EPCR” 👀 #StudentParamedic

@vernalscott Idiot behaviour officer Undo all the good work the vast majority of officers do

I agree with Norman. This isn't appropriate policing conduct.

@terrybnd Perhaps they had to get off the hill due to an emergency /weather ?

What the ****?!!! Why??!!! 😡😡🤬🤬 #lakedistrict

@LondonFire @Dany_Cotton @hetas_uk

We know it's tempting to pile your firewood up near your log burner or open fireplace for ease of access. But like all combustible materials, logs should be stored safely away. @hetas_uk have lots of helpful info in their advice hub 👉 orlo.uk/R3gtU

Police are appealing for witnesses after a car was driven into a field killing several lambs. Tap below to read more: bbc.in/425fBD9

Can someone please invent two queues at petrol stations.. 'I want to buy my fuel, & pass off.. This is your queue'.. 'I want tea, coffee, half a weeks shopping, & generally fart ass about for next 10min'.. This is your queue..🙄

@pault595 Place inside a giant Yorkshire pudding

@VeteranIrish It’s a dum dum bullet Placed by a dum ass to highlight their dum lack of knowledge

Well I’d like to know how the fcuk that happened?????? 🤔🤷🏼🤣🤣 No Way Jose!!! Photo by Jose Bentanzos (Vice World News)

For those looking to blame strikes for #NHS overcrowding it is perhaps worth rereading this from 2018. Clinical leads from 68 A&Es across the UK wrote to the then PM to warn of ‘patients dying in corridors’ and ‘intolerable risk’. This is sadly not new. theguardian.com/society/2018/j…

@gardner_bea @docib Media don’t have a clue on NHS Problems all created by central Government