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@puremaureen No Regerts

Bro: Did she survive this?

@DrRitaDed I love these satire accounts

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

@MountainDew Red 🤷🏻

If this Code Red bottle had a human name, what would it be?

@footballguy82 Your poll should tell you everything you need to know

Do you wash your chicken?

Taking the chicken straight from the pack into the frying pan is nasty. I don't trust anyone who doesn't wash their chicken. I don't care how good the finished product looks.🤢

@KitchenBites_ 🤢

Everyone is making hot dog like this, after save this genius idea.

@3lm_a1 Bunch of dumb fucks on this app lmao

🚨 تنبيه مهم للسعوديين 🇸🇦 تم تداول معلومات عن حساب طقس أجنبي تبيّن أنه مرتبط بجهات إسرائيلية، مع احتمالية استخدامه في المراقبة واختراق اجهزتكم. ⚠️ للتنبيه والاحتياط: ▫️ تجنّب تحميل أي تطبيقات غير موثوقة ▫️ تأكد من مصدر التطبيق قبل استخدامه ▫️ لا تمنح أي تطبيق صلاحيات غير ضرورية (الموقع – الكاميرا – الملفات) أمنك الرقمي جزء من أمنك الشخصي، انتبه ولا تستهين.

@Dominos_UK I ate Domino’s

tell a sad story in 3 words

@buperac A lot of dumb fucks on this platform.

So you mean to tell me, an airplane can go right through the World Trade Center that had steel structure beams of 4 inch plate every 40” using 12 different grades of steel with a yield strength of 100,000 psi but if the same plane were to run into a firetruck on a runway the plane is completely destroyed. Got it!

@LeadingReport 😂

BREAKING: Kim Jong-un has won North Korea's parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.

If I see another tornado thirst trap I’m gonna fucking lose it STOPP

@MatthewCappucci @NewsPolitics Someone check on Jon!

@NewsPolitics No, no, Jon. Your claim is that meteorologists “perform poorly most of the time.” Now you get to make a halfhearted attempt to support, with evidence and facts, your empty claim. Go ahead. You have the floor. Go.

The only profession where you can perform poorly most of the time and still keep your job.

@SC_Towny @rawsalerts @NWSSPC This is why there is never a 100% chance

@rawsalerts @NWSSPC Total flop of a forecast ….. schools canceled for no reason. Overhyping a storm is bad for when a real one actually comes.

2:55pm CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across parts of the Eastern Seaboard spc.noaa.gov/products/outlo…

@WickyDubs2 It’s hilarious

Why is YallBot intentionally the rudest AI ever built?

@MountainDew Cu-tss

How do you spell the sound of a Mountain Dew can opening

@DFWStormChasing Here comes the WX whiners.

I hate AI so much. Yallbot is not a viable source, and the fact that people are relying on or taking information from it seriously at all is horrifying. It was cute at first, when all it did was moderate a chat, but now that it's being allowed to roam free and say what it wants, it's true reliability is revealed. It's TERRIBLE, and it shouldn't be allowed to put out weather information by itself. It's pure negligence letting it do so, especially when it puts out graphics like "only 70mph winds".

@AshleyDCan @mattgaetz Oh yea there surely are no corrupt pedo Dems

@mattgaetz at least they didn’t have sex with underage girls like… some people

Impeachments. Shutdowns. Failure. That’s what lies ahead if the Dems get control of anything.

@ChaosZoneHQ @NickCMNWX19 😂

@NickCMNWX19 Because somebody who’s an actual professional (not some high school kid on X) decided it was.

How the hell is this EF2 damage?!

@sciencegirl Tough one between Command and Conquer Red Alert Tie Fighter vs. X-Wing Sim City 3000

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@FleaAgent0017 @sciencegirl Great game!

@sciencegirl MechWarrior 2. My first PC game ever. Epic soundtrack. Still playing current MechWarrior games to this day. So underrated.

@ShaneMuckey I can smell all the copyright claims that will come from this Tornado

Brandon Copics Stream. Omg