Dave Mooney

Lovely intimate concert with #TrackDogs on board the Edith May in Lower Halstow

New tune out May 15th Pre-save at ffm.to/mirror__mirror

Out now! “Seven Bridges Road” with Iain Matthews open.spotify.com/track/4HVrEvXp…

One of my favourite jokes of all time brilliantly delivered by legendary Trinidadian Comedian JOHN AGITATION. A 9yr old asks — “Daddy, what is Politics?”

🚨 IRLANDA 🔥 En Irlanda la cosa se le está complicado al gobierno traidor 🔥 Podría COLAPSAR; las protestas masivas podrían desencadenar una Moción de Censura 🔥 Los informes dicen que los diputados están cambiando de bando y DERRUMBAR al gobierno 🔥 COMPARTE...🔥

One of the best SNL skits of all-time 😂🤣 “I gotta have more cowbell!” 🐮🔔

If you feel like pre-saving our new single, which is out this Friday, April 10th, you can do so below...and there's also a sneak peak of the video in our recent post about this Thursday's gig in Chester @StoryhouseLive orcd.co/mbdv4jo

Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. One of them said, “I’m going to wind him up.” He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good wife beater.” The Irishman said, “Oh, really? Didn’t know that.” The man went back, confused. “I insulted St. Patrick, and he didn’t care!” The second Englishman said, “You’re doing it wrong. Watch this.” He went over and said, “I hear St. Patrick was a no-good drunk!” The Irishman replied, “Oh wow, I didn’t know that. Thanks for telling me.” The Englishman came back shocked. “You’re right, he doesn’t react to anything!” The third Englishman said, “I’ll get him.” He walked over, tapped the Irishman on the shoulder, and said, “I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!” The Irishman smiled and said, “Yeah, that’s what your friends were trying to tell me!” 😂🍀

UK tour starting Apr 9th @StoryhouseLive Visit trackdogsmusic.com/gigs/ for full tour info

Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existió una serie llamada Dinastía, donde la doméstica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.

Therapist: i want you to write letters to everyone who hurt you…. Then burn them. Me: OK but then what do i do with the letters?

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

Oh my God. This is brilliant.

@OdohertyI64991 Victor, Warlord… 2000AD!

Commando comics were great. A generation grew up thinking the German language consisted entirely of 'schnell!', 'nein' and "gott un himmel!'"

We should start referring to “age” as “levels,” because “I’m at level 57” sounds way more badass than just being an old person.

My father said, "As one door closes, another opens." Beautiful man, terrible cabinet maker.

Fun fact: To keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth rather than on location in outer space.

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday... said maybe they'll marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age...

Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent." My eyes teared up. He'll be 39 next week.