Dave The Great

@MuellerSheWrote Please post on Post! I can't wait to ditch this nazi bird app, but you, @Angry_Staffer, and @IwriteOK still primarily use this platform, so I can't cancel my account yet.

@Angry_Staffer Yes, PLEASE. I hate that I had to come back to Twitter to read you, @MullerSheWrote, and @IwriteOK

Limited to READING 600 posts a day? Looks like it’s time to dust off the ole Post account.

@Angry_Staffer Could you ever see yourself becoming a republican again?

Alright guys, here we go! Ask me anything, I might even answer. 30ish mins, gogo

@IwriteOK My school taught us about drowning and chainsaw accidents and hypothermia in 7th grade. It was a fantastic course even if one didn't take the optional hunter safety section.

@LAPDChiefMoore Third-largest law enforcement agency in the nation is helmed by a guy that is wrong about law. Also, apparently failed to learn in junior high civics class. And high school. And college. And the police academy. Just ... wow, how is this guy an ultra-high-ranking cop?

A word to protesters: Heckling isn’t free speech edition.pagesuite.com/popovers/dynam…

@LauraJedeed People like Popehat have, after some weeks, managed to re-establish their vibe on other platforms and seem to be enjoying them as if it was 8-years-ago Twitter. Your readers will follow you to a new platform eventually - hell, you are the main reason we are still here on birdsite

If Elon Musk does not reverse course on this policy in one week (April 14th) I'm leaving this platform for good I waste an unconscionable amount of time on here but my excuse is that it really does drive traffic to my Substack. Without that perk this site is just digital cocaine

@LauraJedeed We don't know what the charges are. We *think* it's hush-money stuff, but could well be old-fashioned bank fraud or some other slam-dunk.

This is a huge mistake but whatever The frivolity of this particular charge diminishes the actual serious crimes Trump has committef. It also opens the door for frivolous charges on every Democratic former president forever theguardian.com/us-news/2023/m…

@LauraJedeed Like, every president gets their taxes audited every year, right? Let's do that, but for crimes. Make it a yearly thing. Sell merch. Stream the proceedings online.

When making a rule or custom change it's good to take five seconds to ask yourself "how could my political enemies use this against me?" It's so simple it's so easy it takes no time at all please

@LauraJedeed Fair, but I think if we don't eventually put SOME president in jail for SOME damn thing, we are doomed. I don't even care which president at this point, or for what charge. We gotta at least tap the breaks.

(it's stupid because do you REALLY want a world where former presidents get prison for garden-variety corruption? That's a world where presidents are extremely incentivised to hold onto power at all costs) (also we have bigger problems in this country than low-level fraud)

*viva la vida plays softly in the background*

@MuellerSheWrote No joking - I actually had that in the 1989s. I (and a couple other kids) had to wash dishes during lunch while our better-off classmates got to do normal lunch/recess stuff.

We’re about five minutes away from republicans adding a work requirement for school lunch.

@NoelFritsch @FirstHealth Wow, unfit parent. Hopefully the child can be placed in a good home,

.@FirstHealth has my 6 yr old (Broken ankle) sitting in the COLD outside because I refuse to allow them to force him or me to wear their racist, Godless masks. They're still playing mask games, pretending they mean something, using them for social enforcement. End this NOW.

@RepMTG The same people that blame Obama for shit that happened in 2008.

Listen to this mother, who lost two children to fentanyl poisoning, tell the truth about both of her son’s murders because of the Biden administrations refusal to secure our border and stop the Cartel’s from murdering Americans everyday by Chinese fentanyl.

@LauraJedeed You are one of three people I missed enough to come back to this platform, and the instant I can follow y'all someplace else, like Post, I'm done

I've gotta actually quit this goddamn platform, for real this time. go back to posting article links only. fuck this

If the business opportunity costs money, it's a scam I will not be paying $8 to the stupidest man on the planet for the privilege of making pennies; I feel bad enough that I post here without paying

You are all awful.