Dave Williamson

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Dave Williamson

@DaveWComedy

Comedian from Miami, FL currently living in Los Angeles, CA. Host of the MEAT DAVE Podcast. Co-Host of The Tony Azevedo Show & Mermen Podcast

California, USA Katılım Mart 2009

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·29 Haz

Come hang with me at a Comedy and/or BBQ event! 6/30-7/2 @improvchicago 7/23 LA @bearmountainbbq BBQ Pop-Up 7/30 @theohioeggfest Stand Up/BBQ 7/31 @heliumcomedyind 8/2-8/6 @rumorscomedy 8/6 - BBQ w/ @darksideofthegrill 9/1-9/3 - @laughshopyyc Info: DaveWilliamson.com

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·1 Mar

@michaelyo 😂

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michael yo@michaelyo·28 Şub

He just ran for more yards then he did against Miami! 😂😂😂

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4.37u for @NDFootball RB Jeremiyah Love 🔥 2026 NFL Combine on @nflnetwork Stream on @NFLPlus

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·18 Şub

@jemelehill Did my best.

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Jemele Hill@jemelehill·18 Şub

If this was Twitter circa 2010 or 2011, they would have had to take this down because these two would have been roasted into a new dimension.

Secretary Kennedy@SecKennedy

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·18 Şub

Hope you all had a Happy Valentine’s Day!!

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·9 Şub

@MrEvanRoss @NickAdamsinUSA How’d it shake out brother?

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Evan Ross@MrEvanRoss·8 Şub

@DaveWComedy @NickAdamsinUSA I think the odds are ten times what you think they are, Dave.

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Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·7 Şub

The NFL is VERY worried. Executives and sponsors are freaking out about the lack of interest in Bad Bunny. Typically the Halftime Show is the most watched part of the Super Bowl -- it won't be this year. Why? Kid Rock. The Super Bowl Halftime Show is about to change forever.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·9 Şub

Patriots seemed desperate, out of their league, and very sad tonight. They took an “L”. Also, the AFC football team.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·9 Şub

@JQuasto @NickAdamsinUSA It’s a magic one that doesn’t have to be programmed!!

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Jonny Loquasto@JQuasto·9 Şub

@NickAdamsinUSA Have you always been this hilariously bad at lying or have you worked your way up to being this insufferable?

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Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·9 Şub

I’m watching the game at a bar. Patrons are getting antsy because the bartender said he couldn’t change the channel to the Kid Rock halftime show. Little do they know, I came prepared with my own universal remote. I’ll be changing the channel as soon as Bad Bunny appears.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·25 Oca

@WaterPoloCoachK Totally agree, Coach!!

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Adam Krikorian@WaterPoloCoachK·25 Oca

This is not about politics or illegals who "invaded" the country and you know it. You are an awful human

Stephen Miller@StephenM

A domestic terrorist tried to assassinate federal law enforcement and this is your response? You and the state’s entire Democrat leadership team have been flaming the flames of insurrection for the singular purpose of stopping the deportation of illegals who invaded the country.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·2 Oca

Ryan Day looks like if Pinocchio stayed a real boy & grew up to be a meathead football coach.

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Fully Loaded Festival@fullyloadedfest·26 Kas

The grill is hot and the jokes are smokin’. @DaveWComedy is ready to cook up some laughs🍖🚢 #LetsGetLoaded

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·16 Kas

Gotta be an embarrassing rumor to surface for a guy who famously has never drank or done drugs.

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Fully Loaded Festival@fullyloadedfest·3 Kas

🌊 Fully Loaded at Sea is BACK and better than ever! Sail with #FullyLoaded to Cozumel with some of the best comics, hilarious podcasts, crazy competitions and... tattoos! Alumni presale starts Nov 6th & regular presale starts Nov 11th. Don't miss out! Check the link in our Bio

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·28 Eyl

@danorlovsky7 He is hamstrung by Chris Grier

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Dan Orlovsky@danorlovsky7·27 Eyl

I still believe in Mike McDaniel

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·25 Eyl

@Todd_Spence The Force is my favorite part of the Bible

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·15 Eyl

@MarcHochman 🤔 Do you think it’s unfair that our QB throws the ball to opponents LBs and they don’t reciprocate?

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Marc Hochman@MarcHochman·15 Eyl

@DaveWComedy Myriad reasons. Easily fixable if the Dolphins defense starts giving up fewer points.

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Marc Hochman@MarcHochman·14 Eyl

One of the problems I have identified with the Dolphins is that the opponent scores on every possession.

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·12 Ağu

@LangmanVince The aging process.

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Vince Langman@LangmanVince·12 Ağu

How is this possible?

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·15 Tem

@PaulCastronovo Have fun, Pauly!

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Paul Castronovo@PaulCastronovo·13 Tem

Where in the world?

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Stand Up! Records@StandUpRecords·10 Tem

.@DaveWComedy says he isn’t man enough to raise teenage daughters. Turns out, neither is his buddy… Check out his special, Trying My Hardest, now on @amazon, @GooglePlay & @YouTube (buy/rent) and @Tubi, @FlixHouseTV & @fawesome_tv (free)! (Post 1/2)

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Dave Williamson@DaveWComedy·7 Tem

@JohnHoumes Pretty cool

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John Houmes@JohnHoumes·7 Tem

@DaveWComedy yes to this.

USA Water Polo@USAWP

What a view in Chicago this weekend for Hickory Water Polo’s beach polo day! Looks like a great day for #waterpolo in the Windy City!

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@michaelyo @jemelehill @MrEvanRoss @NickAdamsinUSA @JQuasto @WaterPoloCoachK @danorlovsky7 @elonmusk