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@SoveyX Any house renovation show. No contractor uses a sledge hammer to remove kitchen cabinets. And if they did they wouldn’t bring 2 extra so the homeowners could poke holes in drywall.

The show I hate the most, but have watched nearly every episode of, is House Hunters. The expectations on these people are ridiculous. “Kelsey teaches goat yoga on weekends and Brent flips haunted dollhouses on Facebook Marketplace. They have a budget of $150,000 and are looking for a 6 bedroom beachfront castle, a separate yoga barn, and original 18th century crown molding, but like, in a modern minimalist way.” What show do you loathe but can’t get enough of?

@FarmGirlCarrie Milk chocolate with raisins is not a good combination. Great name though.

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@JebraFaushay Douche chills

What is the opposite of getting chills from a good song because that’s what happens when I hear this.

@megynkelly So the prisoners she was speaking to at San Quentin were like her because when they were 7 yo they killed their sisters with a golf cart?

what??

@TRHLofficial Poor choice of words. It’s Trump speak, those of us who know move past it quickly.

Can we all at least agree that “a whole civilization will die tonight” was far too broad a choice in words, and maybe “a whole regime” would have fit his intention better, or are we too deep into doublethink.

@HeidiBriones 😱

@DaveWaveBig Uh... No. It's very real.

Say what you want about flat earthers, but none of them are globalists.

@MarindaVannoy1 Me too, Mandy 🇺🇸

I’m Proud to be an American 🇺🇸

@AnthonyTom87828 @CyberBeavis If you don’t set off the smoke detectors, the pan ain’t hot enough 😂 Looks perfect Anthony

@CyberBeavis I was afraid I’d ruined it. I had my heat too high and set off the smoke alarms 😩😩

Having Wagyu strip steak tonight. Happy Tuesday from South Carolina!

@ShannonMFHill Bam!

My best effort at homemade kung pao beef 😬🤞

@GadSaad Maybe just a tad. You could add more chicken for a proper ratio.

Too many pickles or not enough?

@JebraFaushay I’ve always kinda felt sorry for her, but she’s no longer a child and my sympathy clock is ticking.

Climate Goblin and Flotilla Captain, Greta Thunberg, is so mad at Trump that she's dropping F-bombs and doing extreme close-ups.

@LuckyMcGee I love London Broil when done correctly. It’s not at all forgiving, but looks like you’re off to a good start. #marinade

Hard work deserves marinating meat. 🤤 Gonna cook up that sweet London Broil once I finish the current job I’m working on in about 1.5 hours.

@JINVISIBLEWOMAN Duh

Is Sophie Cunningham the hottest female player in the WNBA?

@BBMagaMom Just add Vodka and ice.

Wow, H-E-B has fresh watermelon juice? I’m in big trouble! 😧😍

@HandyGingerGal @Weerdington I was thinking some yellow cottage cheese situation. Thanks for clarifying:)

@Weerdington It's like the filling in lemon meringue pie sallysbakingaddiction.com/how-to-make-le…

I made curd.

@SoveyX I mean, if he was committed he should have blocked you 😂

A video of a cute girl throwing out a first pitch is somehow disgusting? Tell me your favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain without telling me your favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain. 🥱

Sullyoon is a K-pop singer from the girl group NMIXX, and she just threw the ceremonial first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game with Jung Hoo Lee catching. K-pop meets MLB. What’s not to love? Play ball!

@ArynneWexler @AdamCarollaShow Adam is my West Coast spiritual doppelgänger. Followed!

Found the most sane person in LA

@HandyGingerGal Everyone loves Dimples! I’m surprised women don’t get dimples plastic surgery.

How can anyone hate dimples?!

@Nessakins_ You almost got me, but my first thought was what a bargain 😂

I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is racist bullshit.