that bloke

@joelycett spotted you have a beer on the go on the show tonight. Have been known to brew the odd pint. Let me know if you want a brew just for you and I’ll see what can be done! (TBH, had you down as a fruity cocktail guy)

@thelastleg the thing you have to remember about @LeeAndersonMP_ , and this is important, the thing you have to remember about Lee is, that he’s a cunt.

@TheLastLeg That’s not @MaisieAdam in the bakery video, it’s Jay from The Inbetweeners

@TheLastLeg #IsItOK that the tabloids will find a way to exploit this every bit as much as they do for everything else.

@TheLastLeg #ProductPlacementMovies The Malteasers Falcon Best Exotic Marigolds Hotel No Country for Old Spice

#IsItOK that the Tories still haven’t cracked the issue that any “tax cut”means the more you earn the more you get.

@TheLastLeg #isitok that George Galloway is basically a left wing Nigel Farage.

@MeadHallBard @Wulf_Helm @anne_dickinson Challenging …

So anyway. If I did have a third heart attack and a very, very minor stroke. Not that that happened, again. Who should be the next Bretwalda? Who should follow after?

@NilsVisser @MeadHallWench @Wulf_Helm Nothing vague about it. I’m very explicit about what I do. Execution is a crude tool, a blunt instrument used by the ignorant it creates martyrs. @Wulf_Helm knows this. There has only been one execution, that was more trouble than it was worth, yet he’s still here. So am I.

@Wulf_Helm Lightweight.

@NilsVisser @MeadHallWench @Wulf_Helm Don’t frequent this place much, but Since my name was mentioned. There are far worse things than execution. Public or otherwise.

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@DeborahMeaden can I pitch you an idea? Voice activated toaster. Just think about it!

@Wulf_Helm Any special requests Sire? Or shall I use my own judgement? I got some new thumb screws for Xmas and I've been itching to ry them out.

Duty Torturer to the Mead Hall please.

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@simonharris_mbd Yellow Neenaa Minions in the loose.

@PsychicSquirrel @Wulf_Helm @carolvorders @MailOnline Ah, that explains it.

Statement from the Office the Bretwalda. Your Bretwalda's nice and naughty list will be published in due course with the usual caveats* * Nice. Dogs, sausages, @carolvorders *Naughty. Cats,Tories, @MailOnline, Devon.

@TheLastLeg Greece can have the marbles back, but only if they take Rishi Sunak as well.

@anon_opin Coming soon on @fesshole "I posted a dumb take on Twitter about a subject I don't understand, and now I'm being roasted for it."

I work in a Finance department for an Educational institution. I can safely say IR35 might be the dumbest thing HMRC have ever come up with. Individuals pose as companies and save thousands in tax. Complain about rich people, but your neighbour does it too.

@JNicePainter David Dickinson before the Creosote incident.

Does anyone have a full list of who new Argentinian President Javier Milei resembles? Because as far as I can tell it's practically every male celebrity from 1973 to 1979 😂