David Green

There is nothing more joyful that a child's laughter..... Unless it's the middle of the night and you don't have children.

@frankirby Thank you for everything 💙🐐💙 LEGEND

Thank you, Chelsea 💙

Olivia Colman in #secretInvasion is a delight and brilliant, stole the show 🎉😘👏

@SoVeryBritish Caractacus my boy

Name the first film you saw at the cinema using only a quote from it

The #WomensFACup Champions! @ChelseaFCW 👑

Congratulations Chelsea ⚽️🏆🎉

@SoVeryBritish Surely 2&5 go together. Then 3,1,4

Put these puddings in order of preference: 1. Sticky toffee pudding 2. Three scoops of ice cream 3. Cheesecake 4. Chocolate fondant 5. Apple crumble

@MCPickIe Excuse me ??

Man who has never done a driving lesson has a brain fart and mixes up the handbrake and the clutch and nearly kills his niece. Tweeting on behalf of a friend of course 😶😶😶

When you order José Mourinho off of Wish

@SoVeryBritish Should I take a brolly

What’s the most British question?

@MUFC_redarmy99 You’ve not won the group because you’re not good enough

We’ve not won the group because of this decision. Just disgraceful.

@janeydob @LittleBrownUK @SoVeryBritish youtu.be/KuqLqS5Xmz8

@Dave_G62 @LittleBrownUK @SoVeryBritish Oh but what a dip! 🤣 #DontDissARichTea

If you're about to sit down for your morning cuppa and biscuit(s) we have 3 questions from the #VeryBritishProblemsQuizBook by @SoVeryBritish for you to answer while you drink it! Can you name all 3? Tweet us your answers and we'll reveal the answers later this morning!

@janeydob @LittleBrownUK @SoVeryBritish Rich Tea=One Dips 😂

@LittleBrownUK @SoVeryBritish 1. Custard cream - the biscuit that saw me through my children growing up. 2. Shortbread - my last favourite of the three. 3. Rich tea - a proper dunker and something I've missed dreadfully since I've stopped drinking tea and coffee.

Well that was a shock #COYR ⚽️🎉😁

@nishi_jiani Should have got a second yellow and walked

Bruno is so funny😭 twitter.com/drexxes070/sta…

@jasonsfolly Have you nailed the voice, and is it as good as Tony Curtis in some like it hot 😁😉

There was and only ever will be one Cary Grant. I can’t wait to play Archie Leach, though, who struggled to play Cary Grant himself. A fascinating, complicated, haunted man who was much, much more beautiful than me (thanks Twitter!). Here goes something deadline.com/2022/08/jason-…

@SoVeryBritish Made it

What’s the first thing you think when you wake up in the morning?

@MirrorFootball No rising from the dead this Easter ⚽️🤣

BREAKING Derby County relegated mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@wiccangirl @HogwartsMystery Try under the cushion on the sofa

@HogwartsMystery Cant seem to find the 5th beast doing part 3.

⚡ New Chapter! ⚡ What business could you have at Azkaban?

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model Y, worth £55k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th April. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@McAfee_Help Hi Stop sending me renewal notifications, if you check my account you will see I have brought a new product. I do not need constant irrelevant emails.