David Robinson

@WingsScotland @mrskinflint99 If it's just a bit, leave it as dirt, or grass, or why don't you help. And guess what, artificial grass needs maintenance too. 🙄

@mrskinflint99 My mum is 83. She can't handle maintaining the garden any more, so she just got a bit put in rather than concrete it over. You got a problem with that, I'll give you her number. I advise earlplugs, though.

Fuck's it got to do with you what people put in their own gardens?

@DudespostingWs Given it's America, I reckon that's actually kph.

@MartinSLewis Give them the weekend off I say. Maybe apart from some on a rotation, delivering premium (e.g. next day) services.

Today's Poll: Royal Mail's been given permission to stop delivering 2nd class post on Saturdays from the end of this month. It will be allowed to just deliver them on alternate weekdays. How do you feel about this? PS I'm aware this is a skewed poll as its of online users

@petefirman Oh my god. This is not a lie. I made that trick up when I was a kid. Fooled loads of people with it, but thought it was a silly little non-trick. So happy to see a pro do it.

Here’s one you can try. You’re welcome.

@RobertJenrick You cut police, and ignored the prison crisis. This is way more on your government than the one trying to fix it

Yesterday a young man was murdered in broad daylight for his watch. And now Starmer is on the verge of giving killers a 70% reduction on the full sentence. Our streets aren’t safe. We’ve got to fix it, and that starts by getting dangerous criminals off our streets.

@MartinSLewis HSBC has been my current account since 2002, and EE (started as Orange), since 1999.

Tell Us: What's your longest financial innings, which product provider have you been with the longest? How long? Why stick with em? Are you glad you do/did? Please let us know (do like your faves) and my podcast producer Simon will collate Ps yes there is a bit of a cricket theme this week.

@Cobratate I bet I could kayak better than you. No problem

My unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavour.

@DudespostingWs Bit odd, what two year old has the attention span to watch a whole movie?

@RealMattCouch Yeah, Sweden is a right dump. 🤣

I'd watch this, would you?

@Keir_Starmer Aren't they just called Doctors Surgeries?

My mum was an NHS nurse. My sister and my wife both work for the NHS. I know how important it is. The Tories left it on its knees, but my government is fixing it so it's fit for the future. We’re rolling out new Neighbourhood Health Centres across the country, so you and your family can access the care you need quicker, in your community.

@BBCNews And his views on Israel committing genocide?

Chief Rabbi calls 'vile Jew-hatred at Glastonbury' a 'national shame' bbc.in/4nu0U6R

@MartinSLewis Nearly all my socks are black, so there is always a pair to be made.

Today's FRIDAY Poll: You've lost a sock (gone forever) what do you do with its surviving pair? Which of these is closest to your answer

@F1JayyUK You at Cineworld IMAX? That's where I'm going next week to watch it.

Unreal set up

F1 movie time 🍿🏎️💨

@DerrenBrown When do tickets go on sale? It just says coming soon.

2026 DATES NOW ADDED FOR ‘ONLY HUMAN’. This year sold out speedily, so I’d consider getting in there quick. See you on the other side. derrenbrown.co.uk/shows/only-hum…

What ever transpires in the coming days and weeks my thoughts are with the people inside Iran who’s main worry is not attack by Israel or the US but from their own government who are brutally cracking down right now arresting & executing a large number of innocent people to strike fear in the population to stop an uprising. This is the reality of a regime clinging to power at any cost. #IranIsraelConflict

I hate comments like this. There is no expectation Iran will read the Prime Minister's statement and change their actions. But the statement has to be put out for a variety of reasons, like showing solidarity with the USA, applying pressure in conjunction with other countries.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @grok why is there so much oil in the middle east?

The amount of oil produced every second of every hour of every day in Kuwait

@afneil Peddled by numpties absolutely agree. 👍

Thanks Peter. Thanks for clearing up. Looks like the actress stuff just another load of Twitter bollocks peddled by numpties.

@afneil @grok did @afneil spend this much effort criticising the government before Labour were elected. As in this many posts per day?

Lots of confusing stuff on X about this. So can we clear it up? 1. Is Nicola a genuine single mother with three children? 2. Is Nicola her real name? 3. Is she an actress? With a different name? 4. Whatever her name is she an actress who is also a single mother with three children? 5. Is that her house and kitchen? If it’s 4 then it’s a bit like that episode of the Thick of It. But if she is a single mother who qualifies for the £150 then is it not largely legitimate? Replies with evidence would be appreciated. On a related matter, I would point out that those getting the £150 are not being financed out of general taxation. The cost will be added to the to the fuel bills of everybody who doesn’t qualify for it

Nebraskan farmer owns a pro-fracking committe by asking them to drink water from a fracking zone near his farm