a literal scientist

Almost 5 years later but a mf graduated

@_anupa this shit took me forever

British people

I give obese people wrong directions so that they walk a bit more…

Why do you know this

They’re suffering like us in Gaza Don’t forget Sudan!

How life feels when you realize you can just do things

@Leo1Winters My gramps in 2045 watching his home state of Louisiana fall into the ocean

Every single time

You have to move with reckless optimism

Zohran Mamdani declares victory: “My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. […] I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.”

Andrew Cuomo has conceded the New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

This 30 year old “leadership coach” who is “career driven” has never actually had a real job and her father is STEVE KIRSCH… nepo baby’s are hilarious

Ok fuck it, I'll spill — All my friends still single in their 30s? They're hunting unicorns. Somewhere along the way, a man stopped being just a man. Now he's supposed to be your therapist, best friend, passionate lover, future father of the year, financial provider & probably a mind reader too. All wrapped up in one devastatingly handsome package. We grew up on a steady diet of perfect men who could do it all, and now we're shocked—shocked!—to discover that actual humans come with flaws. Men seem to get this. They prioritize & put up with a lot more shit overall. Meanwhile, women are out here with spreadsheets of required qualities, then wonder why they're perpetually disappointed.

"i hate Americans" but only types in aave is interesting lol

look what you’ve done

I’ve been vindicated finally!! Everyone wake up!

you’re telling me, Hillary’s emails, 4chan, trump 2016, everything we fought for. it was all an israeli op.