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@KaizerCam @libsoftiktok If nobody was hungry, everybody would starve to death. Only people accidentally falling where their mouths hit food would survive, and that just can't happen to one person more than twice a year.

He's so good at this.

@mulletor69 But you can SUCK a dick in your mouth, and not bring it to ejaculatory end. Semantics, sure, but some pedantic will try to make this case. In both directions.

@Dave__BC "How many dicks someone has had in their mouth" is a different stat altogether

I wonder what the world record is for dicks sucked to completion. (By a woman)

I can't believe I just got banned from @4chan because the mod didn't watch the GIF.

Lo, he is risen!

Real.

@corememunlocked I sometimes wonder if these still exist, go looking, don't find them, then forget what I was looking for.

Look @Konami, you've got an opportunity right now, to distance yourselves and save face. Get David Hayter to re-record all the dialogue.

@rawsalerts >Trump tricks his allies into doing what they should already been doing by threatening to do it himself

🚨#BREAKING: Germany has announced plans to deploy non-NATO troops to Greenland, drawing attention to growing strategic concerns over president Donald trump messages about taking over Greenland

Would a vampire, employed as a pizza delivery guy, be able to walk through doors "uninvited," because they may be expected to carry the stack of pies inside?

@EndWokeness Why doesn't he ask of HE can get pregnant.

"Expert doctor" just spent 5 minutes in the Senate avoiding answering if MEN can get pregnant. Yes, biological men. This is a must watch:

@DelusionPosting Generations of transgender people...

@s4m31p4n The slowest burn.

Looking at a baby and naming it Craig

@patriottakes @StateDept And that's how you make a law? Put it on a statue?

@StateDept Poem on the Statue of Liberty: "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me”

The State Department will pause immigrant visa processing from 75 countries whose migrants take welfare from the American people at unacceptable rates. The freeze will remain active until the U.S. can ensure that new immigrants will not extract wealth from the American people.

Ancient murals.

@BreitbartNews It's just that easy?

Two Chinese oil supertankers on their way to pick up Venezuelan oil made U-turns and headed back to Asia, reports indicate. trib.al/Ai0eFLA

sorry the what forms

@TheRoyalSerf Now, do they say this because they believe it?

@TheRoyalSerf They both look like transsexuals. He FtM. She MtF.

@EvaVlaar Just ride across on a little dingy. They don't seem to mind that.

Holy sh*t. I’ve been banned from traveling to the UK. They revoked my ETA. "Your presence in the UK is not considered to be conductive to the public good." 3 days after posting this about Starmer.