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The problem for Dan is that after 14 years of not similarly focusing on umpteen cases of Tory lying, involving billions of pounds, some people doubt the sincerity of his inquiry.

You’ll never go in the water again.

What @OwenJones84 said about Germany’s disgraceful attitude towards Palestine, and its unconditional support for Israel - including arms sales - is incontrovertibly true. See Olaf Scholz’s comments last year. Being offended isn’t an argument. From last night’s show.

Dear god, William Wragg is a part of the hard right Tory faction known as the “Common Sense Group”. You couldn’t make it up. Someone ought to tell him that if you’re an MP, whipping out your old chap on Grindr so you can get blackmailed isn’t exactly solid common sense.

@Councillorsuzie This is a lie. All it's done is show the electorate that you are a liar.

Want to know what a slavish pro-Israel lapdog sounds like? Look no further than @JuliaHB1.

Which generation are you?

This intro didn’t age well.

.@UKLabour’s message to @David_Cameron and @RishiSunak’s @Conservatives is clear. Publish the legal advice now. If it says there is a clear risk that UK arms might be used in a serious breach of international humanitarian law, it's time to suspend the sale of those arms.

🚨 BREAKING: New MRP poll from YouGov shows the Tories on track for a defeat worse than John Major in 1997 LAB: 403 (+201) CON: 155 (-210) LDM: 49 (+38) SNP: 19 (-29) PC: 4 (Even) GRN: 1 (Even) RFM: 0 (Even) [@YouGov]

Lisa still has only 342 followers; you know what to do!

Should Scotland be an independent country? RT if you intend to #voteYES

Hours later and not the BBC, not the Guardian, not the New York Times, not the Washington Post, not CNN - I can't find any western MSM reporting the Israeli murder of western aid workers. All waiting for the line to take from the security services.

I don't believe it! To celebrate reaching the @MeldrewPoint today I went to the scene of his demise #Shawford

⚠️Due to multiple incidents across the network, passengers are advised not to travel between Cardiff and Carmarthen, Maesteg and Cardiff and on the Heart of Wales line. Passengers are advised NOT TO TRAVEL due to very limited road transport.

Brexit should at least have brought back Easter egg mugs.

And here they are 👇 the men and woman responsible for dumping 14,027,654 hours worth of sewage into the environment over the last 5 years and helping pollute every single river in the country. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the board of @Ofwat. "In the name of God, go".

Hi from London, “crime capital of the world”. In Birmingham? Beware “rotting rubbish” and “boarded-up buildings”. Manchester is “the worst city in Europe for eco-friendly transport”. The ruling party’s new social media campaign is doing wonders for tourism independent.co.uk/travel/news-an…

At 6pm on Sunday 30th March 1997, the UK’s fifth and final terrestrial TV station ‘Channel 5’ burst onto our screens with this video from the @spicegirls. Happy 27th Birthday @channel5_tv 🎂 #SpiceGirls