
On behalf of my elderly parents, John: Get fucked.
David Alan
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Former 13News Now anchor. Proud husband, father and Steelers fan. Carnegie Mellon University, University of Illinois, The New School. Opinions are my own.

On behalf of my elderly parents, John: Get fucked.

I have zero patience for people who think the WHCD attack staged, President Trump wasn't the target, Erika Kirk and/or The Jews killed Charlie Kirk, or the earth is flat/we haven't traveled into space. The internet really is a breeding ground for stupidity.

Absolute bombshell. Senior Advisor Kari Lake openly demands a massive purge of the mainstream media. She calls for firing journalists who criticize Donald Trump, exposing the administration's terrifying desire to completely control the press and eliminate dissenting voices.

So when bands get old they decide to go to Las Vegas? Here's the B52s.....

If last night's assassination attempt by a deranged shooter who was far away in a completely separate room shows us anything, it's that President Trump desperately needs his $400 million ballroom now!🙏🇺🇸


Listen libs, the Golden Rule is "do unto others as you want them to do unto you." If you want President Trump to be nice and sweet and kind, you have to do that to him first. I thought it didn't cost anything to be kind!!

@DavidAlanTV @RepJenKiggans She can’t do any worse than the MOST UNPOPULAR GOVERNOR IN AMERICA, ABBY “MODERATE IN NAME ONLY” SPANBERGER.

One year into cell phone bans, Dallas schools see 24% increase in library book checkouts. 👏👏👏 "Public school districts in Texas are almost one school year into the first statewide cellphone ban, and a North Texas school district is seeing positive impacts. Dallas ISD officials said that, district-wide, they have seen a significant increase in library book checkouts, which they largely attribute to students no longer having cellphones with them during the school day. "I started hearing, 'Oh, I'm so bored. I can't get on my phone after I do my work or during lunchtime,'" Hillcrest High School librarian Nina Canales said. "Once they lock into these stories, they don't seem to care about their phones at all." From the first day of school to March 31, 2026, the district reported an increase of more than 200,000 additional books checked out compared to the previous year. A look at the library checkouts for the previous year: 2025-2026 Total Circulation (1st day of school to March 31, 2026) – 1,084,837 2024-2025 Total circulation (1st day of school to March 31, 2025) – 872,430 Total library book checkout increase: 24.35% At Dallas ISD's Hillcrest High, students are following this trend. Canales said there were roughly 500 books checked out in the first nine weeks of the 2024-2025 school year. This school year, that number spiked to about 1,800 books. "That floored me," Canales said. "I had to re-do the report again because I was like, 'What, are you kidding me?'" Students felt the impact too. "Now that I'm busy with a bunch of work and college, I don't find myself missing my phone that much, even at home," said Yamilet Jimenez, 9th grader." By @laceybeasnews. @JonHaidt @safe_screens


❌100 days in and it’s already a disaster.... Broken promises, partisan games, and no positive results.... If this is the “start,” imagine what’s next..! townhall.com/tipsheet/amy-c…

BREAKING: I’m back.

@DavidAlanTV @dallascowboys Probably the same time you got laid last

Let's grade the pick. Drew Allar QB Penn St. 76th overall. I give it a D-. How about you? GO.