David Best
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@esjesjesj Troy wasn't very good. I took my dad to see it. He still hasn't forgiven me.
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@JulieSeva2007 @PubWanghaf the support I'm getting here is helping me through this difficult time.
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@DavidB9391 @PubWanghaf That looks incredibly painful! Are you alright?
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@DesertLightnin @nichegamer the fact you're furious that I like a game is hilarious.
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@DavidB9391 @nichegamer You're the one playing some shit tier 'game' for nostalgia, and defending that shit to no end. You're a fucking fool shilling this garbage
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@heynavtoor the very first thing? are you sure? or is that a "fact" on halupedia?
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THIS GUY BUILT AN ENTIRE WIKIPEDIA THAT IS 100% AI HALLUCINATIONS AND IT'S OPEN SOURCE ON GITHUB
it's called Halupedia.
nothing on the site existed before you clicked. every article was generated the second you arrived.
the site has one rule: the universe only exists when you visit it.
it looks exactly like wikipedia. same fonts. same layout. same scholarly citations. same "stumble" button for random articles.
the only difference is none of it is real.
here are some actual articles currently in the encyclopedia:
> the great pigeon census of 1887
> the ministry of slightly wrong maps
> chaldic arithmetic — a branch of mathematics where subtraction is forbidden
> armund the river mapper — a cartographer who mapped 14,000 leagues of river without leaving his chair
> the society for the prevention of unnecessary tuesdays
every article page also tells you how many people are reading it right now. it says: "you alone are consulting this folio at present."
the creator's own tagline for the site is the most unhinged sentence i've read this year:
"an encyclopedia of a universe that does not exist until you visit it"
the entire backend is a single open source repo called vibeserver. one guy. one description on github: "a little webserver making things up just in time."
we built the largest knowledge base in human history and the very first thing a guy did with it was make a hallucinated mirror universe and put it on the open web.
the internet is healing.

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@DesertLightnin @nichegamer like I said IDGAF what you and other children think
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@noelle_1025 I'm so sorry you were forced to play it. thoughts and prayers etc
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Mixtape update. I'll finish this game another time. I just can't. It's a walking simulator with no items, levels, etc. Like that crappy Gone Home game a few years back. The music is all 80s synth pop or crappy college radio shoegaze. The two female characters live in nice houses with private bathrooms and everything they could ever want and I'm supposed to feel like they're so disenfranchised by overbearing control freak parents. Gimme a fucking break. The only 2 buttons I've had to press are up and A. Even the minigames? if you can call them that are pointless. So much of the conversations are them reliving memories with shitty little press A or RT games to fill up time. It tells me all I need to know about the people that made Mixtape. A bunch of spoiled brat shitheads that don't know a fucking thing about the 90s or videogames.
They lost me when the MC started harping about how motorcycles suck because they bought the privilege of being loud without earning it. Much like the characters are trying to sound rebellious and punk without any hard challenges in life whatsoever. Take that fucking college fem-lit shit somewhere else and keep it out of my video games.
Also, the way its animated gave me a migraine.
Should've made this an artsy film where all the liberal retards could pat themselves on the back at Cannes for capturing the essence of the entitled teenager. 🥳
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@LonelyGoomba name another game where you skim stones, move a sofa and shoot bottles with a catapult
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Mixtape is at the center of another tedious culture war discourse, and I think I know why pcgamer.com/games/adventur…
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This bald dude in Florida has been getting pulled over by cops NON-STOP for “not wearing a helmet.” They ticket him, he pays it, rides off… and it keeps happening.
Finally he gets fed up, pulls over, looks the cop dead in the eye… and slowly peels off his helmet like it’s his actual scalp. Turns out it’s one of those super low-profile, matte black helmets that blends perfectly with a shaved head.
Dude’s been 100% legal the whole time 😂 Cops were speechless.


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@wokeandwoofing people should be more interested in the publishers thought Americans were too dumb to know what a philosopher was so changed it to sorcerer's. hilarious
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@BigBoris_2 no. what you you really need to do is grow the fuck up.
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We need a slur for this type of game.
Niko@NikoMueller
This game will make you feel like a child. 😁 #XboxShare #Mixtape
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@HeroXBT @TheRealZephryss don't worry your pretty little face about it. no one's going to force you to play it.
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@TheRealZephryss This game continues to look like the most boring shit ever
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