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mrbeast forced me to twerk until poop came out

@MerloOfficial @jellysmithrave damn ur so right

@jellysmithrave Its a hologram bro, its just a simulation for character development! Send him another toxic biich that will make him a better man!

I’ve been asking everyone at work if they think the Earth is flat or round. Everyone thinks it’s flat WTF ?! Only one nerd IT guy smugly laughed like i asked him a crazy question an said it’s round dude

What've you done to my... Bruce Wayne's House??? You better hope he's a cool guy and doesn't go crazy

it's simple, we uhh, kill the batman

The Japanese dwarf flying squirrel is a tiny and irresistibly charming animal native to the forests of Honshu and Kyushu in Japan

thats because youre a retard

never work

@dafucboi boobies

gun to your head name a reason to live

@PondTalk whoops

Hey… this is my wild-caught salmon. I have no idea what this is, is it safe? It looks like a worm. I would just throw this out but it was so expensive so I thought I’d ask here first.

@orangie damn homie eat a burger or sum

@swaginawagon @ILikeTheFA oh

@HeroXBT @ILikeTheFA it’s chicken not duck

chicken risotto with roast red veg puree(?) yeag milady

@Moaikol she knows, she think it cute

chat gpting car fixes so she doesn’t realize you’re not a real man and it working >

@bluewmist big pp

What's the one random genetic trait you lucked out on?

@ILikeTheFA i know a couple witches that would blow their wad on this

oh?

How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes

He can't keep getting away with this💀

i love you