David Berryman

@NavdeepSBains Go fuck yourself.

I’m running to restore the Ontario deal. Ontario used to lead. Let’s lead again. // Je me présente pour rétablir le pacte de l’Ontario. L’Ontario était autrefois leader. Reprenons les devants.

@cschiketanz @WestJet WestJet is infamous for doing that. They completely ruined my trip to Vegas back in 2024 switching from mainline to a Swoop Sardine Can. I guess they never got the memo that getting there is half the fun. They lost my business after that trip.

Thanks @WestJet, for ruining my flight home from our 25th ann. trip to Jamaica by switching planes on us, so no 1st class seating. We paid 100s of dollars to be comfortable for this special occasion. Four hrs of hell to get home. 👍👍 WS2709

@AreOhEssEyeEe @6ixbuzztv She kissed a girl, remember?

@6ixbuzztv I wonder what it's like to date a man with a vagina.

Katy Perry calls former PM Justin Trudeau “the love of my life”

@Kristinartz Yup. Owned one for a few years.

Has anyone ever heard of a car called Oldsmobile Cutlass?

@thehazelmae Are we supposed to feel sorry for a guy making $40 million this year and can't hit a ball????

“I'm the type of person that when I get the feeling, I just look to hit one ball very hard, and (feeling) it will stay in my head, in my mind, and I know things are going to change.” - Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on needing just one swing to get back on track. Guerrero 0-for-4, R

@who_ajones @AirCanada @aegeanairlines Packing prescription meds in checked baggage is not a very smart thing to do.

@AirCanada @aegeanairlines Booking AFHGPX — you scheduled an impossible connection in Montreal, made us miss our flight, rerouted us through Geneva, and we arrived 5 hours late with NO bags. I have prescription medication in that luggage. It’s been 24 hours. .#LostBaggage

@torontobaddy Probably has more credibility than the bunch of dumb fucks running the Pentagon.

Why in the ever-loving fuck, is Kid Rock addressing Pentagon Officials on the Strait of Hormuz?

@RpsAgainstTrump Toilet paper should be next.

This is fucking insane. They don’t even do this shit in North Korea or Russia. Go ahead MAGA, try defending this.

@SenAshleyMoody If you take your head out of your ass and smell the air, you will realize that he is a King. He's also schooling your president on history and language. Class act for a clueless asshole.

Why did I just watch every Democrat in Congress stand and clap for an actual King? 🤔

@LucasSa56947288 Who?

When you think of Erika Kirk, what do you think of her as?

@thesickpodcasts 1

After last night’s heartbreaking loss, what’s your confidence level that the Canadiens can win this now best-of-3 series? (1–10) 👇 Après la défaite crève-cœur d’hier soir, quel est votre niveau de confiance que le CH peut gagner cette série? (1–10) 👇 #Habs #GoHabsGo #thesickpodcast @TonyMarinaro

@thesickpodcasts Weak on the D and an inexperienced goalie. TB is bigger and more savvy. Quit blaming the refs and everyone else. Habs are a season or two away from becoming a serious contender. They are learning their lessons and will be better. They need more beef though, that's up to the GM.

The Montreal Canadiens blew a two-goal lead and fell 3–2 in Game 4. The Canadiens now head back to Tampa with the series tied 2–2. Thoughts? Les Canadiens de Montréal ont laissé filer une avance de deux buts et se sont inclinés 3–2 lors du match 4. Les Canadiens retournent maintenant à Tampa avec une série égale 2–2. #Habs #GoHabsGo #thesickpodcast @TonyMarinaro

@JacobsVegasLife Bought one on my last trip out there.

Would you buy this at MGM Grand?

@airmainengineer We can't land at destination with this aircraft type. Gotta reverse course.

What are they doing? Only funny answers

@oldhockeycards Knights in White Satin.

Thoughts on a Throwback Thursday.. what song are they dancing to..?

@HabsLaughs Umm, this is the playoffs, not pre-season. The mistakes he made were classic PeeWee plays. If he hasn't learned by now, he never will. Time to sit him out - permanently.

I'd keep Dach in the lineup to see how he responds. MSL has always given these guys chances. Dach made a mistake, you have to see if he learned from it. If not, you replace him in game four.

@UnitedCanucks26 Howzit going eh?

Where are all the Canadians on twitter? Are you still here? I see some of you in my comments but I can’t find you anywhere in my feed. I don’t see any Canadian content trending. I want my Canadian audience back. 🇨🇦

@WrestleFeatures 1

WrestleMania 42 night one is officially over. Score it out of ten.

@FadeAwayMedia @TripleH Absolute shit. Boring as hell except for the Liv Morgan Match. I've seen every WM since #1 and they continue to degrade year after year. Hulkster and Roddy must be spinning in their graves.

@ianhanomansing How did they perform personal hygiene in those close quarters? What about privacy while "washing up"?

Well, here's a fun assignment: I'm interviewing the Artemis II astronauts Thursday. What would you like me to ask them?