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🇵🇹🎩 PSG midfielder João Neves (20) may have pulled off the best hat-trick Ligue 1 has ever seen...

@bmay @lui_5389

I would but I’ve just signed up to patio laying with Fred West.

@Steve_Laws_ @lui_5389

Literally me

@Allthings__THFC @jack_millard14

myles lewis-skelly better pray he never drops a stinker

What parents think will happen if your suitcase weighs 20.01kg

@ibzsmo3k @jack_millard14 I want answers

CHAMPIONS LEAGUEEEE

✅ Most goals ✅ Most assists ✅ Most passes ✅ Most passes into the final third ✅ Most touches in the final third ✅ Most passes in the final third ✅ Most passes into the box ✅ Most progressive passes ✅ Most chances created ✅ Most shot-creating actions ✅ Most through balls ✅ Most possession won ✅ Most ball recoveries ✅ Most shots Bruno Fernandes is Man Utd’s Player of the Season. Obviously.

@TonyEvans92a @lui_5389 Just look at this thread, old school classic twitter. He’s 29 until he’s 30 stuff 🤣🤣

The game’s great. But am I the only one who hates the whole ‘Inter Milan’ shite? I can imagine it was useful before global media to place Inter’s location. But it’s like calling Everton ‘Ever Liverpool.’ Lazy. Stupid. Unless someone knows something I don’t

@WafflesInfo @manc689908 @MUFC99Box @onioncityblues @TonyEvans92a Association Football Club Bournemouth 😳

@manc689908 @MUFC99Box @onioncityblues @TonyEvans92a It's really not, and I'm getting bored of explaining this so hurry up and understand. It's like if an Italian called Bournemouth (full title, Athletic Football Club Bournemouth), "Athletic Bournemouth". It doesn't make sense. Nobody in Italy calls them Inter Milan.

Remember approximately 11 months ago, Jamie Carragher told Casemiro to leave the football before the football leaves him. Jamie Carragher is a cunt

@SenseiCarl_ One man Wembley

You’re playing football with the boys when you were a kid. If you score, you go through to the next “round”. If you didn’t score, you were out. What did you call it?

This angle of Matias Soulé’s free-kick for Roma away at Parma yesterday is absolute filth.

@AdilLFC_ @jack_millard14

“Refs are against us” “We shouldn’t even come out for the 2nd half” “We need to take a stand” “PGMOL is a corrupt organisation” Declan Rice didn’t even get a yellow for this 😂😂😂😂 x.com/Adzinho95/stat…

@NoContextEPL @jack_millard14 ?

wtf is Raya doing🤣

@rioferdy5 Thaw ffs 🤦‍♂️ 🤣🤣

Are we seeing a style of play coming to the thaw….

@FabrizioRomano Sounds familiar 👀

🔵 Enzo Maresca on Jadon Sancho: "Last two games, he didn't play for tactical decisions. No more than that". "Sancho is doing well since he arrived. Players can't maintain the same level all season". "He's going to play many games, he has to continue to work hard".

The VAR shop seems to be closed now !

@jack_millard14 @nocontextfooty Enjoying his night out

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BREAKING: Nicolas Jackson commits his future to the Blues until 2033 🔵