David Haldane 🥃🏌️🏉⚕️⛷️

@SPEnergyNetwork Glasgow G11 power out what is the status please

@SPEnergyNetwork Power cut Glasgow G12. What’s the status?

@JayneMoobs Not top shelf though phew 😅

Went to buy some butter and spotted myself on the shelf in the shop! 🤩

@DempsterMartin The full experience ! Let's hope you weren't driving and had the elasticated waistband on #iykyk

Nice to be reminded why I think Muirfield is the best course I have ever played and thanks to assistant secretary Andrew Travers for the chance to enjoy the full 'Muirfield Experience' on a benign and dry December day ⛳️ #golf

@R0Poem Hospitals very busy

Terrible flu/covid bug hitting Glasgow.. it’s brutal so take precautions if at all possible.. 😷

@jamierkennedy @Jugtastic67 this'll be you pal

This is the good stuff. A member at my home club in Scotland just celebrated his 100th birthday by hitting a drive off the first tee, surrounded by family and fellow members. Says he still plays a few holes every week. Here’s to you George McLeod 👍

@bunkeredgolf Sad news

Sad news. Two-time major champion Fuzzy Zoeller has passed away. Story 👇🏼 bunkered.co.uk/golf-news/fuzz…

@JayneMoobs Fabulous 👏👏👏

Today I had the immense privilege of receiving an Honorary Fellowship from the University of Cumbria in recognition of ‘lifelong service to industry and outstanding contribution to skills development & community engagement in Cumbria’ A truly beautiful & deeply moving moment ❤️

@seanmcdonald01 @doctor_benji @AyeWrite Great event even when my wife asked me to ask him if he knew her Cousin (also a psych). Pffft I replied don't be daft. Embarrassingly he had spoken to him that afternoon !

This Saturday at 6pm, I’ll be in conversation with @doctor_benji at The Mitchell Library in Glasgow – discussing his bestselling memoir, and his extraordinary time on the psych ward. Both as doctor, and as patient… Tickets available via @AyeWrite 👇🏼 glasgowlife.org.uk/event/1/you-do…

@MMcEwanGolf One of my greatest memories playing golf with him at Killermont. What a lovely entertaining man

Thinking of the inimitable Arthur Montford today on the 11th anniversary of his passing. A wonderful, and wonderfully encouraging, gem of a human being.

@plyons45 Stay strong Paul 💪

Having a rough day today folks,pain just about everywhere.gets me down sometimes.wee lie doon and my tablets.tomorrow is another day

@ShtBlackwood @CartlandDavid Only if you want your GP to put you on their "one for the watching" patient list

If you'd like to give your GP or Dr a small token of your gratitude for Christmas,, A copy of @CartlandDavid's book might be perfect.

@yvonneridley @jbtn12 @GASPurves @afneil I drive along it several times a week

@jbtn12 @GASPurves @afneil Erm when did you last try? The eastern part was pedestrianised in 1978, and a western section was pedestrianised even earlier in 1972.

I drove down Sauchiehall Street today — at least for as far as I could go before it becomes a building site — for the first time in over a decade. It used to be world-famous, Glasgow’s equivalent of Oxford Street. It’s now a shambles and a disgrace to Scotlands biggest city. A national scandal. Glasgow City Council should be put into administration. It is clearly incapable of running a proud city which, after years of decline, had a 30-year renaissance from the late 1970s onwards. And is now in more serious decline than ever. So sad — and unnecessary.

@x_rondo1 @yvonneridley @jbtn12 @GASPurves @afneil Blythswood

@yvonneridley @jbtn12 @GASPurves @afneil You can drive from Charing Cross to Blysworth And I did it recently

@SVPhillimore Should be sincerely not faithfully

It’s looking good so far.

@JayneMoobs I trust you told them there were plans for it to be converted into a luxury travel lodge with spa and pool

Met some Americans at the top, they said they’d booked last minute and asked me if I knew any facts about the Acropolis, I did, so I did them a quick guided tour. Find me on Tripadvisor 🤣

@Avonleebythesea Is it necessary to wash them before cooking ?

Doing our small part over here to make people want to have babies ☺️

@GHKRFC 👏👏💪💪💯💯

Full time score at Old Anniesland GHK 69 Kirkcaldy 21. An emphatic win for the home side with some tremendous tries. Kirkcaldy stuck to it throughout but GHK make it 5 wins out of 5.

@JayneMoobs The Kelvin Royale cocktail as seen in that Bond movie

I’m on a train and some girls are putting shots of Buckfast in glasses of Prosecco, what Italian Glaswegian sorcery is this?

@thecoastguy Haven't they suffered enough ?

Thinking about going out on the road again, talking to real people in the real world.