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Trump is hoarding sensitive US government information to use for leverage and future income. I'd bet my hands on it.

@ogafroman You are a legend! Those cops need to spend some time in the joint Have a GREAT weekend!

@KTHopkins @jmm8381 No comet

@FoxNews This is the dystopian future everyone who saw trump for the insecure bully he is warned about.

@FoxNews Try the toilet

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive. -Gay people should be stoned to death -Most people are scared when they see a black pilot flying a plane -Taylor Swift should reject feminism and submit to her husband -No one should be allowed to retire -Leftists should not be allowed to move to red states -British Colonialism was what "made the world decent" -The guy who assaulted the Pelosi's should be bailed out -Religious freedom should be terminated -Multiple black politicians "stole white people's spots" -MLK Jr was "an awful person" -The Great Replacement Theory is reality -Hydroxychloroquine cures COVID -Vaccine requirements are "medical apartheid" -Guns deaths are acceptable in order to have a 2nd amendment -Women's natural place is under their husband's control -Parents should prevent their daughters from taking birth control -George Floyd had it coming, the Jan 6th protestors didn't -The 1964 Civil Rights Act was a "huge mistake" -Encouraged parents to protest mask mandates -Madani winning in NY is a travesty because Muslims did 9/11 -Muslims only come to America to destabilize Western Civilization -Palestine "doesn't exist" and those who support it are like the KKK

@krassenstein The government should always be making it easier to vote. People who make it harder to vote are afraid of accountability... just like people who gerrymander

@FoxNews Trump killed Mueller

@rickygervais Inches? What do they call a Whopper in Paris? A Whopper

@logic_on_sea @rickygervais I bet their Freedom Fries are on point

Every single person who was violated for not showing enough sadness Charlie Kirk died deserves compensation from the MAGA cult. Really tho, this is why talking time is over. You cannot negotiate with unreliable hypocrites. No MAGA are gonna condemn this. If Trump said he enjoyed giving head, MAGA would make the US look like a glazed donut from space

I will be so glad when Donald Trump dies so he can no longer hurt innocent people!

@FoxNews @MargoMartin47 I’d check to make sure I had my wallet

@ClaudetteGGibs1 @BigDawg31779 They’re all probably gonna live long enough to see their votes only count 3/5

A finer group of people the world has never known 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@FoxNews They polled 200 Iranian school girls and Trump got 100% support!

@elonmusk How many do you have, Elon? Let people like things and celebrate, don't be a dick.

@elonmusk Academic linguists have traditionally agreed that when we use the word "most" in English, we usually mean anything from 51 to 99 percent of given group of people or collection of objects.

MAGA porn for wankers

Laura Loomer is 32 in dog years Like my mother used to say "Those must be city miles"