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Twitter logic is “well, players got hurt in the playoffs so no one is allowed to win it. Or every team has to forfeit except my team since our player is injured. Only fair”

@alphafox Kids. I can always get another wife. And she had a good run. Kids have their whole life ahead of em.

Would you save your wife or your kids if your house was on fire?

@NFL_DovKleiman I feel like there’s only one illegal thing here. I mean, most of this is words or just him enjoying himself. Sure, it’s frowned upon, but most of this is minor. I will say, dude is ugly AF lol

Puka Nacua has had a HORRENDOUS year: • Allegedly BIT a woman and said F**K ALL THE JEWS. • Gets wasted after the Super Bowl and makes fun of Sam Darnold • Lies about going on a skydiving date with Sydney Sweeney • Goes on live stream with Adin Ross and agrees to do an ANTISEMETIC touchdown dance • His brother was arrested for stealing an NBA player's car • Says Myles Garrett is the NFL's equivalent of Giannis Antetokounmpo • Goes on live stream and criticizes NFL refs saying they make calls just to tell their friends they were on TV • Loses a game against the Seahawks and immediately tweets about how bad the refs were • Goes on live stream and says that the Chiefs missed the playoffs because of the Taylor Swift curse • Gets caught "hanging out" with multiple Instagram models and female influencers The most hated player in the NFL 🤦‍♂️

@AB84 Buddy is a twig too

Yk how bad ur hands gotta be to be a 6'5 corner

@Alejandro_XBT It needs it tbh. A little breather relief. Before recovering and going to new ATHs.

I’m going to say something you probably don’t want to hear: Whether the war ends tomorrow or drags on longer… the market is going down. The war isn’t the cause, it’s just an accelerator. The outcome was already set. Most people are looking at the headlines. Very few are looking at the economy.

@Alejandro_XBT Yep. Because the country and economy are fucked. I give it until about April 10th and we will begin quite the real crash

@SleeperNFL @TMZ I dk why people don’t give Justin Jefferson his flowers. Dude is just a baller. No headlines or negative shit. I guess ARSB is in the same boat. Jamaar too, except he’s very diva-ish.

Puka Nacua has been accused of biting a woman and making antisemitic remarks at an outing in December, per @TMZ Nacua has denied the allegations that he said “f**k all the Jews” during dinner. As for the bite marks - Nacua’s attorney says “there was some horseplay.”

@SleeperNFL @TMZ These guys gotta learn to control themselves. Cant just be doing and saying anything

@caallmeeden @Jonny_Dutch There are literally RBs in the nfl his exact size

@Jonny_Dutch he has that west african build, but he simply isn't tall enough. google says he's 5’8, which is just too small for football or hoops.

What’s his actual story? there’s no way he’s this athletic/talented by chance

@missavaaxo 7

Face card check… what’s the rating? 1–10.

@pepemoonboy Yep. Was just talking about this tonight with a friend. If you were born in the late 80s early 90s you remember the shift when cellphones became a major thing

What do you think has done the most collective damage to humans? I’ll start: SMARTPHONES

@growthrapidly Will start green, and red

FUTURES ARE DEEP GREEN!! STOCK MARKET WILL BE GREEN TOMORROW!!

@LadeBackk Shits going lower Brodie. Cuba is next. Trump will finish this excursion in Iran and S&P will move up some. But then he will pull another Venezuela and take Cuba. And we will be right back to new lows

I just said it again. I don’t know how many times I gotta keep saying it. Do what you want with the info. Keep shorting and ignoring the narrative shift. It’s literally right in front of your face.

@DaikokuXX With Trump talking today this was a risky maneuver Brody

$spy Bought 5 more put contracts …. They’re on sale

@endless_frank Easy, with Trump talking today

Is it possible for the market to have one afternoon rally??? I feel like it’s been 6 months since we saw anything go up in the afternoon. I know we aren’t far from the highs, but it’s insane how literally everyone has given up on equities and how it feels watching the tape.

@Jesii_ca_M C, easy

According to you, who looks perfect?

@ScottBarrettDFB Yeah, he’s not half as good as he’s propped up

All Round 1 QBs with fewer than two 300-yard passing games in their final college season + since 2009, Power Conference-only Christian Ponder, 2010 (0) Fernando Mendonza, 2025 (1) JJ McCarthy, 2023 (1) Jake Locker, 2010 (1) Tim Tebow, 2009 (1) /end of list

@2brainimmunity @EA_Rice See. That was my experience in Greece as well. And where I agree the food was absolutely better. I 100% walked significantly more.

@EA_Rice Same thing happened to me in Greece. At a ton of bread and pasta and lost weight. Everyone in my family said the same thing

I used to think the social media videos I saw about the food in other countries were BS, until I went to Italy for a week. One full week of eating pasta, pizza, steak and gelato…I came home down 7lbs. We are being poisoned. It really is that simple.

@EA_Rice Hmm. Quick question, and I would expect an honest answer. How much walking did you do in Italy, comparable to when you’re at home? Simple answer, more/less/same?

@KickChampz @ImMeme0 It was the “Trump hating actor” part for me. Like, who comes up with these headlines? Lol

@ImMeme0 “poses as a Christian” is how you know this tweet was written with both hands shaking

🚨BREAKING: TMZ obtained footage of Trump-hating actor Alan Ritchson, who poses as a Christian, beating his neighbor in front of two kids.

@alexlubrano88 @k_gischi @ChunkBrah @cosmaslucy06 Prob already was at that work function. With Brandon from work.

@k_gischi @ChunkBrah @cosmaslucy06 Divorce or cheat or both

Her man did everything before she got home from work and now she's about to give him another baby.🌚🤣