David Diskin

Hey @ConstantContact, your policy of not letting long-term customers #cancel online is pretty shitty. And so is refusing to refund a brand-new charge, with absolutely no on-screen confirmation (or email receipt).

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@StocktonArena I'm extremely disappointed that @DavidSedaris's event next Thursday won't require masks or vaccination. That's 2,000 indoor seats, and @Ticketmaster won't issue a refund or let me sell my tickets.

If you're in #California and concerned about access to #contraception and transparent #healthcare, join us October 11 on Zoom to make your voice heard on two bills we’re raising to YOUR elected officials. Learn More and Register Here: freethoughtday.org/advocacy.html

Okay, @tacobell, what's the secret to ordering just 1 or 2 sauce packets in the app? This happens every time.

I had an unexpected $1 charge from @Endicia on my business debit card last week. Endicia said it might be fraud, call my bank. Bank says yup, this happens 2-3 times a week with Endicia customers. 😲 WTH, @Endicia?

Happy #FreethoughtDay everyone!

@tacobellcare Thanks for the link. That makes sense (cross contamination from the fryer). I'd love to see @tacobell change this someday.

Hey @tacobell. Love the new #vegetarian menu! But I have to ask: why isn't the Spicy Potato Soft Taco listed as vegetarian? Could this be a mistake?

@CarriePoppyYES ring.com/share/67086405… Every night on my mom's patio.

HELLO! It is my birthday. This year, the theme of my birthday is SKUNKS! Please learn a new piece of information about skunks, the misunderstood cuties of the forest, and let me know what it is so I too may revel in the beauty of these stinky sweeties.

“I’m tired of hearing people say thoughts and prayers. Faith without works is dead.“ - @CoryBooker #DemDebate #SecularValuesVoter

I’m amazed by how defensive atheists and humanists get when they’re told they Christians (or anyone) do some things better than them. Just listen and learn! #humanism #ahacon18

@dave_lanphear @DamienDr @DisneyParks

@DamienDr @David_Diskin @DisneyParks

Currently stuck underground for over twenty minutes so far on @DisneyParks Disneyland ride of Indiana Jones....far too long in my mind and counting.....kids are getting scared

@dave_lanphear @DamienDr @DisneyParks Rescue people just arrived.

@DamienDr @David_Diskin @DisneyParks Still here....over 30 minutes now and wheel chairs just rolled past us.....

@DamienDr @dave_lanphear @DisneyParks Nope. We stopped about ten feet from the finish, and I believe they are evacuating from the start of the ride going forward.

@David_Diskin @dave_lanphear @DisneyParks You out yet?? I’m having a vodka soda in big white in your honor

Please share this wish list for all the #teachers who will need to purchase a firearm to protect their classrooms, if #Congress refuses to act. Tag your favorite teachers. #GunControl #GunControlNow

#ReligiousFreedomIs knowing that our elected officials will listen regardless of our worldviews. @seculardotorg

Hey @Spotify, I'm tired of hearing about #bitches, #hos, #fucking, and worse during my Daily Mix and other rotations. Please add an #Explicit filter option.