David Flett

@alyankovic Am I responsible for that response?🤔 twitter.com/david_flett/st…

@ChrisMoyles @RadioX @domisatwit @chrisjlongman Knowing how much the team enjoy TimTams... ...look what I just saw in @sainsburys!

@Gusterbear 'KID! COME QUICK! I CAN SMELL AUSTRALIA!'

Hihihi. Hole Patrol meeting! Kid says doggies look like they are making music video.

@ScarredForLife2 I still have the vinyl album

LUDWIG (1977): Mirek and Peter (Pigeon Street) Lang created this surreal children's cartoon about a sentient gemstone (*something* lived inside it) with legs, a rotorblade, and a penchant for Beethoven, which lived in a forest and was spied on by the deerstalker-wearing narrator.

@donttrythis Knowing what a fan you are of the Lego computer monitor brick, I thought this would appeal

@ukads3 Any or in fact all of the incredibly innovative Tennent's Pilsner adverts from the early 1990s, where the main actors are going forwards but other parts of the scene are going backwards

It's request time! Tell me your favourite UK TV commercial and if its in our bank of 83,000 adverts the most popular will go up on UKADS

@ChrisMoyles @domisatwit @JamesRobinson @chrisjlongman Really enjoyed hearing 'Satisfaction Skank' by @FatboySlim on @RadioX this morning but was surprised...a long silence in a song and no flatulence to fill it?💩💨 #FartBoySlim

@MrJamesMay I rate this post 4 'Sod Off!'s out of 5

Idea: if we all agree to leave terrible reviews for goods and services when promoted, and no matter how good they actually were, then this tiresome and incessant begging for advocacy might stop. Why not rate my post?

@spenley They seem to be...world wide(!)🤦🏻‍♂️

Anyone else walking through ALL of the spiders webs these days?

@looksunfamiliar Never heard of it...(!)

Go For Broke! - Monopoly-upending bid to avert traditional upending of Monopoly board by challenging players to discard a six-figure hoard in a variety of comically profligate scenarios, apparently adopted by successive administrations as monetary policy. timworthington.org/2025/04/01/loo…

@RealTimVine He's practicing Oasis 'Spide Away'

I came outside to write a song and someone’s beaten me to it. He seems to favour A and D.

@spenley In Berlin?! It takes my breath away...😗💨

Truly monumental bed news...

Has anyone ever thought to form an all-male Sister Sledge tribute act... ...and why wouldn't it be called Brother Bobsled?🤔

@spenley And here is your Red Admiral

Have a Peacock.

@GWR Was it the African or European swallow? Laden or unladen?

we were founded because two people couldn’t agree on what the fastest bird was whilst they were out hunting

@Lucy_Worsley @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds After hearing your request for criminal monikers, my suggestion would be... 'The Wors Of The Wors'

In #LadySwindlers this week, @rosalindcrone Deborah Frances White The Guilty Feminist and I share what our CRIMINAL MONIKERS would be. I can't understand why Ros and DFW were so unimpressed by mine. Listen on @BBCRadio4 at 3pm, or on @BBCSounds bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

@spenley Informed by the Mongo security drone that Ming had been vanquished and he'd saved his Earth, Spencer contemplated doing a 'Spenley Jump' to celebrate!

Ah, memories of IFA 2022. But what was happening here? (wrong answers only)

@LateBrakeShow @Carpervert Just seen my first @renault_uk 5 'in the wild' today (hard to miss, considering how vivid green it was!)😎

Today at 5 on our YT channel. Hope you will join @Carpervert and @gregjames for a slightly different review of the new @renault_uk 5...

@spenley '...like a bad pantomime...' Oh yes it is!

Minecraft - a Bluffer's Guide to the Movie and the Experience. #Minecraft #minecraftmovie #minecraftexperience

@VictoriaCoren Use the scraper, Wilf!

Playing a triv game, my small daughter just said “In science fiction questions, it’s always Darth Vader or Wilf Skyscraper”. I’m so proud. (Her father distraught).

@spenley iSight update 2.0

Status update. #spenleye #cataract