David Kern

@MCCCANM Sadie’s is the best New Mexican food!

Only 36 hours to drop in & visit Mom. Between the kids & work, it’s hard to get here, but worth it. On a side note, kudos to the Albuquerque Sunport. The renovations are really nice! The brick floor is still dumb & beats up your bag, but the feel is very New Mexico.

In space, nobody* can hear you scream *except Jared Isaacman

@DanielDiMartino Public Schools

Privatize: - TSA - USPS - Tennessee Valley Authority - Amtrak - Fannie Mae - Freddie Mac Which am I missing?

Can’t wait to pilot these new jets.

i’ll teach you how to do an australian accent. say this out loud exactly as it’s written have you bean to spice lightly

Public sector aviation is the only bureaucracy that could mandate two pilots in each cockpit while simultaneously telling some guy to single-handedly manage everything happening at the 20th busiest airport in the country

@gusmac2 @BuzzPatterson @Jellenne This is inaccurate. It’s closer to 30 minutes.

@BuzzPatterson @Jellenne

Lines are down to 40 minutes in Atlanta compared to 4 hours yesterday. You’re welcome.

@reality14307 @BuzzPatterson I went through ATL Hartsfield TSA Precheck at about 2pm this afternoon, and it only took about 30 minutes in line.

@BuzzPatterson No they aren’t.

@BuzzPatterson This is true, @BuzzPatterson. I went through ATL Hartsfield TSA Precheck at about 2pm this afternoon, and it only took about 30 minutes in line.

We need to find the closest actual terrain on the Moon to this. That is where we build the base.

@KelleyKga Only took me 30 minutes to get through TSA at ATL Hartsfield this afternoon about 2 pm.

Dropped someone off at Atlanta Airport today at noon and she got through the security at the North Checkpoint in 1 hour. The lines were very long, but she said it moved pretty well!

I have a dream... That dream involves not having people READ EVERY SINGLE WORD ON A POWERPOINT SLIDE READ TO ME!

BREAKING UPDATE: Georgia State Senate passes a bill to switch Georgia to the Atlantic Time Zone. Georgia would observe year-round Daylight Saving Time and not change clocks twice a year. #gapol House Bill 154 now goes to the State House. Learn more here: bit.ly/4rI6DGZ

@ChestyPullerGst Often needed after a square meal

The hell?

I just went through ATL Hartsfield TSA domestic precheck in about 30 minutes at about 2 in the afternoon. No issues, everything moving smoothly. Lots of @ICEgov agents helping out. I thanked every TSA agent I saw for showing up to work.

@sammisilber I want to drive the Zamboni

Got an Apple Watch today and this is by far the best app I’ve ever downloaded. Every hour you get pinged and a little Zamboni will clean the ice sheet

@conductr_ This looks interesting

This book is going to change how an entire generation thinks.

I’m actually doing this at ATL this week

@TheOnion I’m actually doing this at ATL this week

Dad Suggests Arriving At Airport 14 Hours Early bit.ly/3lavp05

@_ZachGriff Good data, nice interface

TSA wait times are absolutely wild right now. So I built a free tracker that shows live waits by checkpoint, including Precheck, Clear, and more (where available). Most tools, including the TSA’s own app, only show airport-wide estimates. Here ya go: tsa.fromthetraytable.com