Coops

@NormanGiller @Barclays Shut up you boring old man

@DarrenArsenal1 Who?

£515m Tossers

@AkkadSecretary Whats it door to door, and whats the travel expenses to and from airports

Decided to try this out > Guaranteed seat > Airport unlike station was warm > Free tea and good biscuit > Tiny plane, quick on and off > Few passangers so umcramped > Saved hours and £

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

@GreggAWallace Prob beat to delet your account maget

Comfort Food

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My 23-year-old niece just broke down in tears telling me what the Jobcentre is now doing: They’re FORCING unemployed people to accept ANY job they’re offered—no matter how far away, no matter the hours, no matter if it’s safe. Refuse? They cut your benefits instantly. No money for rent or food. Her “choice”? A late-night curry house in a heavily Muslim area, miles from home. She doesn’t drive. She’d have to travel alone on dark buses, then work surrounded by men in a male-dominated kitchen until the early hours. A young British girl, sent alone into that environment because some bureaucrat says so. This isn’t “getting people into work.” This is state-sanctioned endangerment. Over my dead body will she be forced into that situation. How many other vulnerable young women are being coerced right now? This has to stop.

@Lilywhite_Rose Yup he really struggled v Tottenham evidently

He scored 1 goal ever at White Hart Lane and only won 1 time at the stadium.

@Solo_Footy Kanu

Only 2 players have won these Guess them🥶

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@Neccccy No

Hawksmoor Restaurant banned Tommy Robinson today, let’s give them some bad press? Agree? Yes or No?

@fesshole The receipt you submit for expensives would show the price of the ticket 🧐

My company are fantastically tight about everything, ie not paying for hotels as taxis home are £5 cheaper. So I have been adding the 1/3 discount from my railcard back into my expenses for the last 5 years. I'm £1.7k up so far and no plans to stop now.

@NicolaSillyBum This is not facebook

@AGenuineOutlaw US Marshalls

@E_K_FC @vizcomic @NonLeagueCrowd @tlfguk @FootballinMiddx @Love_non_league @NonLeagueBlogs @NonLeagueNews Southern premier league central division- Hitchin Town, not Hitchen Town

The 'English Football Pyramid' courtesy of @vizcomic

@hardestgeezer What about your biggest challenge? Earning at honest living and contributing to society

2 months since Project Africa finished. Just about starting to settle back into ‘normal’ life in the UK, so there is only one thing for it. BACK ON ROAD. 1s & 2s till the end of time baby. International tarmac network is trembling in its boots once again. Mission starts next week, announcement soon. Buzzing🫡

@elliotsteelcom Fair comment

The worst football fan I know is an arsenal fan. It’s better for the prem if they win the league, they play lovely football and I like the squad. But I cannot bare it if this man I know is happy. Would actually ruin my summer

@fpljack100 @RugbyInsideLine No?!

@RugbyInsideLine Is that not a knock on when he hits it into the air then catches it ?

This might possibly be greatest individual try of all time! DAKUWAKA! Incredible…

My dad use to give me a ten pound note on a Saturday to go and watch the Arsenal. That was my bus fare, program, ticket to stand and Chinese on the way home. Now you need 100 quid

@chris_sutton73 When did u last pay for a ticket

True football fans don’t leave the game at halftime…