David G

@ribzoftiktok All these great entertainment hacks last about 2 minutes🥲

Bro finally got some peas & quiet

@MomicheSuber Que lo que pasa con la regularización masiva es un drama,pero esto es un puto invento

Vais a flipar en colores. Ayer cogí un taxi en Varsovia. Conductor, muy majo, egipcio. Me cuenta que está estudiando software en la universidad politécnica de Varsovia, que tiene un programa de estudios para extranjeros. Trabaja además en Uber. Pues me mostró los papeles de su instancia para renovar su residencia en España (lo leí con mis ojitos) en la Comisaría de Móstoles. Se va a España en 7 días, para regularizarse, mientras tiene intención de licenciarse en Polonia. Cuando tenga sus papeles, volará de vacaciones a Egipto. Pero claro, va a pedir sus ayudas en España y tendrá asistencia médica para todo. No como en Polonia, que puede permanecer mientras estudia y trabajar pero tiene una asistencia médica limitada a urgencias y médico de familia. Para el resto, se tiene que pagar un seguro privado. ¿Cómo os quedáis?

@NealGardner_ Bastoni ain’t the right move…60 million?Use them to find a replacement for Lewandoski

Guys… we rich again? Seriously though, if indeed, the club has upwards of 150m to spend this summer, we have to be VERY careful. Could be our most important window in ages.

@gerardromero @JijantesFC 🥲🥲

❗️Informa @JijantesFC Ronald Araujo sólo tiene sobrecarga. NO hay rotura Disponible para miércoles ✅

@Ryanair You are going to let an AI agent manage the account,aren’t you?

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@claudeai @HedgeyeComm What is it with the usage limit lately?!I work 10 minutes and need to stop on a pro plan?

Computer use is now in Claude Code. Claude can open your apps, click through your UI, and test what it built, right from the CLI. Now in research preview on Pro and Max plans.

@levelsio Amen

One problem in Europe is there's no political representation for people who just want freedom The right wing is pro-censorship and anti-privacy The left wing wants to make everything about climate change and degrowth and import the entire third world There's no sane pro-business pro-privacy anti-censorship sane-immigration parties

@GradaBpro Parece la Alemana🤪

La superioridad estética de la ropa de la Selección en este Mundial es evidente.

@TukiFromKL @Hijadeguti kina e kino estaria valorada en 2 billones :(

🚨 Do you understand what Peter Thiel just funded.. the guy who built Palantir.. military-grade AI surveillance for the Pentagon, the CIA, ICE.. he just led a $2 billion round.. for a cow collar.. Halter.. a New Zealand startup that puts GPS collars on cows and herds them with vibrations and audio cues.. valued at two billion dollars.. they literally call it a "cowgorithm". the man who builds software that tracks humans across borders.. just decided tracking cows across fields is worth the same investment.. lol! cancer research gets defunded.. clean water startups can't close a seed round.. but a cow GPS backed by the guy who killed Gawker gets a $2B valuation.. VCs don't fund what matters anymore.. they fund what sounds good in a deck with "AI" on the cover slide..

@OjoDeSauron_ Y con el bolígrafo que tiene varios colores🥲🥲

“Querido diario, día número 68 fingiendo ser un entrenador de fútbol. Todavía no se han dado cuenta que en realidad soy Memphis Depay” x.com/youngjohne8776…

@JosipFCB93 Their minds cannot comprehend that the key part of this goal was Fermin dragging the defenders with him to allow the space for Lamine.They only understand set pieces and pointless running

Premier League is the league with most open space and least amount of teams playing low block of all the top leagues btw. Yet PL fans always do this when they see any goal from any other league lol

@FCBarcelona_es 🥲

𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗗𝗢 𝗠𝗘́𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗢 ‼️ El jugador del primer equipo Robert Lewandowski recibió un traumatismo en el partido de ayer ante el Villarreal. Las pruebas realizadas hoy diagnosticaron una fractura ósea en la cara interna de la órbita del ojo izquierdo. El jugador será baja para el partido del martes ante el Atlético de Madrid.

@RCDeportivo @luisteira mandaches a cadela a facer fotos?

ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕃𝕆𝕆𝕂 🐶

@ryancohen This applies also to how a government works.Politicians always leave with more than when they came in.They have salaries well above average, yearly raises,amazing pension packages,discounted or even free meals…and whats crazy ZERO accountability no matter how bad they F Up!

The Hollow Men American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider. By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire administrative state that has captured the modern corporation. This includes the Directors who exist solely to collect fees, the Executives who exist solely to collect bonuses, and the Managers who exist solely to hire consultants. These are the hollow men of the boardroom. They are masters of PowerPoint. They wear the right suits. They say the right buzzwords about "governance" and "ESG." But they are mercenaries fighting a war with someone else’s ammunition. In a functioning economy, authority is tied to liability. If you make a bad decision, you lose your own money. That fear of loss is the only thing that keeps a business honest. It forces you to cut waste, obsess over the customer, and stay late to fix what is broken. Today, we have severed that link. We have rigged the game so that heads, the Insider wins; tails, the shareholder loses. If the stock goes up, the Insider collects a massive performance bonus. If the stock crashes due to their own incompetence, they are fired with a "Golden Parachute" worth tens of millions. They are gambling with the house’s money, and they never leave the table poorer than they arrived. This looting starts in the boardroom. We have normalized a "Country Club" culture where directors are selected based on social profiling rather than their ability to build a business. The modern board member is often a professional tourist—paid an average of $350,000 a year. Let’s be brutally honest about what that number represents. The average director is paid nearly five times the GDP per capita of the United States. They earn more for attending four quarterly lunches than the vast majority of Americans earn in five years of hard labor. And for what? Most of these directors are "over-boarded," sitting on three or four boards simultaneously. They treat directorships as a gig economy for the elite. They fly in, rubber-stamp a compensation package they didn't read, and fly out. They collect checks from companies they do not understand, do not use, and certainly do not love. They are not there to ask hard questions. They are there to be collegial. They are there to protect the other Insiders. And what happens when these boards hire executives who also have no personal capital at risk? We get the Delegation Economy. When a Risk-Free Insider faces a crisis—bloated expenses, a broken supply chain, or a stale product—they do not roll up their sleeves. They hire a consultant. They pay a strategy firm millions of shareholder dollars to produce a 100-page deck telling them what they already know. This is not management. It is intellectual money laundering. They use shareholder capital to buy an insurance policy for their own careers. If the plan fails, they can blame the consultants. They delegate the work because they are terrified of the responsibility. They would rather preside over a slow, comfortable decline than risk a bold mistake. While American Insiders are busy optimizing their severance packages, our global competitors are optimizing their products. They are not slowed down by bureaucracy. They are not waiting for a slide deck. They are outworking us. If we continue to fill our C-suites with administrators instead of operators, we will lose our edge. We will see iconic American franchises hollowed out by fees, managed for the benefit of the Insiders, while the true owners—the shareholders—are left holding the bag. The time for polite governance is over. If we want to save the American economy from mediocrity, we must demand a return to the "Owner’s Mentality." We need leaders who treat shareholder capital with the same reverence they treat their own savings. The era of the Risk-Free Insider must end.

@sport @AdriiFdez Esto es como cuando chat GPT se disculpa por un error crítico.Perdón y a seguir adelante hasta el siguiente error xd

🙄El CTA admite un posible error arbitral en el Girona - Barça ✍️@AdriiFdez sport.es/es/noticias/ba…

@GxlDePaulinho Albert Einstein?

Israel y la isla de Einstein nos han convertido a Ronald Araujo en Carles Puyol

@carpetasFCB @LaVanguardia Tranquilos que ya pasa informaciòn de las cuentas Tebas,si lo necesitan🫣

📁 @LaVanguardia 🚨 La justicia desestima una petición del Real Madrid sobre el caso Negreira ❗El club blanco había solicitado auditorías e informes económicos del Barça entre el 2010 y el 2021, pero la jueza del caso ha denegado la petición

@Somhiseremfcb @elconfidencial Pero hay una rata en el camp nou,empate!

El gestor del Sky Bar del Bernabéu entra en concurso por impagos a proveedores [Vía @elconfidencial ]

@ArmanUfc @Topuriailia You can be funny and all but you are barking at the wrong tree…@ArmanUfc you don’t need @Topuriailia to agree to fight you. You need Dana to agree!? And guess what?It looks he hates your guts for what you did…good luck though!Perseverance is key I guess

I’ll buy your house if you agree to fight me next @Topuriailia

@AlbertOrtegaES1 Bueno pues nada.A chaparlo y luego derribarlo,faltaría más!

Una rata aparece en el Camp Nou antes del partido de Champions League.