David Stephen

to put it simply, the greatest glasgow derby goal of all time.

@Jenko12345 @963_LFC I think it’s six, since May 18 or eight since May 17.

@DavidvStephen @963_LFC What 4 finals in 9 years 🤣🤣🤣

جماهير مانشستر يونايتد من طول عمرها بتقلل من جيرارد ومش بتحترمه عشان ما عنده ولا دوري مع أن جيرارد فاز في 9 بطولات مع ليفربول من بينهم دوري الأبطال و جيرارد طول مسيرته مع ليفربول One man show هو الفريق كله بس للأسف الحياة مش عادلة وما قدر يحقق الدوري بعد كم سنة الحياة تعطي جماهير اليونايتد لاعب سوبر خارق بيشيل فريقهم لوحده كمان بس ما قدر يحقق اليوروباليغ حتى مش الأبطال و في الصيف رح يخرج من اليونايتد بمسيرة شبه خالية من البطولات من الباب الصغير إلى دوري روشن 👋 قصة قصيرة جميلة وفيها عبرة.

@Jenko12345 @963_LFC Might’ve done 😂 I may have gotten slightly mixed up there. He’s lost both finals and wasn’t at Utd for 2017. Hard to keep track of all the finals 🤷🏻‍♂️

@DavidvStephen @963_LFC Did he win the europa in your dreams mate 🤣🤣🤣

@FoxNews Is anyone else just tired of listening to this clown show of an administration? I mean between this idiot the spray tan pervert, that gimp Rubio and the gobby witch Levitt they have all four major forms of retardation on display at once 🤨

BREAKING: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth calls out America's allies: "The time for free riding is over." "America and the free world deserve allies who are capable, who are loyal, and who understand that being an ally is not a one way street." "We barely use the Strait of Hormuz as a country. Our energy doesn't flow through there, and we have plenty of energy." "We are not counting on Europe, but they need the Strait of Hormuz much more than we do, and might want to start doing less talking and having less fancy conferences in Europe and getting a boat."

@thinkdefence We desperately want someone on board who will buy less than us 😂

At this rate, GCAP will be everyone but France and the USA

@TheCriticalDri2 Ironic really as had he read more he probably could’ve wrote that sentence correctly. Unless he means he is on a library roof or something 🤷🏻‍♂️

That's your first mistake. You're supposed to hold them up in front of you.

@cultured_spice @NecronU @MattSybrant6563 @Symply_rhoda1 Qualified at what? Running away?

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@tweetcunha Except he’s been good this season and there are fitness doubts around both Martinez & De Light. It’s a good decision. Would you rather spend £40M of a limited budget on a CB?

This why we will never be good again, we all watch Manchester City release Kdb, Bernardo Silvia and Newcastle releasing Kevin tripper and here is my club giving a finish Maguire that’s 33 years old a new contract

@EduardHabsburg You watched it wrong 🤨

🔥CONTROVERSIAL TAKE🔥 Just rewatched HIGHLANDER after literally DECADES by proudly showing it to my son, and to my great embarrassment I found it was NOT the brilliant epic I remembered, but: Slow paced. Flashy. Clunky. Gaudy. Pedestrian sword fights. Barely noticed the Queen music. It is elevated a little when Sean Connery or Clancy Brown are on screen, but other than that, as Monty Python says in a sketch.... "whole thing's a bit silly." What, oh what was 1986 me thinking?? And what do you think?👇

@fandompulse He couldn’t lace Tolkien’s boots. He can’t even finish his own story. Probably because he’s run out of stuff to subvert.

George R.R. Martin explains how his Game of Thrones characters wielding power badly is his answer to Tolkien: "Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? Real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with. Just being a good guy was not the answer. You had to make hard, hard decisions. Sometimes what seemed to be a good decision turned around and bit you in the ass; it was the law of unintended consequences. I’ve tried to get at some of these in my books. My people who are trying to rule don’t have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn’t make you a wise king." What do you think Tolkien would have thought about such comments?

@robbskidmore Nirvana’s music does stand the test of time. Just because you prefer the Pumpkins that doesn’t diminish Nirvana.

Nirvana’s music does not stand the test of time. But the Smashing Pumpkins does. So ultimately Billy Corgan won out against Kurt Cobain. Nirvana was hugely popular but I never listen to it anymore. I find Smashing Pumpkins more musical and listenable. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is a truly great album. Nirvana’s best was probably Unplugged. What say you @batcountry1980 ?

@esrtweet You were late to both world wars and you haven’t won one without allies since you fought yourself. Have fun speed running the end of your empire.

Hello, Europeans. The first thing you need to understand about the rant I'm about to utter is that I'm not MAGA, not a Trumpite, but a libertarian who has in the past nevertheless been strongly supportive of US military presence overseas. Because I want the wars that defend this country to be fought in somebody else's country, as far away from me as possible with a nice big ocean in the way. Also relevant: I have a history of having lived in Europe and traveled there extensively. I was at one time bilingual in English and Spanish, and have been passably fluent in Italian and French as well. I could probably still find my way around London and Rome and central Paris reasonably well. So if you're tempted to tell yourselves that I'm some kind of parochial American hick, abandon that hope. All that was set-up. So that, when I tell you that almost the entirety of the US electorate, not just Trump supporters, is increasingly fed up with your shit, take me seriously. We've been cleaning up your messes and keeping the sea lanes open since 1917. And that was for you, not us - we, being very close to resource self-sufficient, don't need that investment so much. We've spent enormous amounts of blood and treasure on keeping you safe. We risked nuclear hellfire on our own cities for nearly 50 years to keep Soviet tanks from rolling through the Fulda Gap. Even since the Cold War ended, we've subsidized your socialist-playpen welfare states and disastrous immigration policies by taking the need to maintain militaries more effective than a sack of wet farts off the table. Now we've come looking for help keeping a bunch of rabid Islamic fanatics from getting nuclear weapons that are a clear and present danger to all of you even more than they are to us, and what do we hear? "Waah! It's another Republican president we don't like, just like the last half dozen of them! So we're going to sulk in a corner, except when we're biting at your ankles with crap like airspace restrictions." No. No, we're not going to take this anymore. It's not just conservatives who have had enough, it's moderates and people who used to be strong supporters of liberal internationalism. Our citizen's willingness to pay higher taxes to protect you was upward-bounded by your gratitude. Now that we know your gratitude has effectively gone to zero, so does our willingness. Don't expect this to change if the Democrats take power here. They are much less liberal-internationalist than Republicans now. While they might make mouth noises that soothe you, their overriding concern is the gaping, insatiable maw of their income transfer programs. They'll sacrifice subsidizing Europe's playpen socialism to feed their domestic version in a heartbeat. And there is no longer any significant Democratic constituency to argue against that. In truth, three decades after the Cold War ended there is no American constituency at all for the massive subsidies you get. It frankly surprises me they lasted this long, that we were this patient with your cowardice and your bitchy whining. This moment has been a long time coming. It's not Donald Trump sinking the transatlantic alliance, it is absolutely you.

Looking for the definition of "winning"? Well, here's a new one in the vein of "We're from the government and we're here to help!". So to recap: 2 months ago, the Strait of Hormuz was wide open, Iran was in an economic disaster situation, oil was ~$50 a barrel or so, and the markets (justly or otherwise - unjustly if we're being honest) was near all time highs. To distract from the Epstein files and the fact you're a kid diddler, you start a war against a country that wasn't doing anything to you, fail to recognize it won't be over in 10 minutes like Venezuela and reveal you have no plan, get the Strait completely closed, blow hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars, force untold young men and women in the service to lose their lives, insult our allies for not joining you in your distraction war, watch as hundreds of billions of dollars of energy infrastructure that is required globally is destroyed and will take years to rebuild, double the price of oil, create a supply shock of not only energy but also inert gases and agricultural necessities, cause the markets to lose trillions of dollars in value... Then leave with the Strait still closed upon realizing you can't take control of it, make no effort to pay for the damage you caused, leave oil prices elevated for years, tell those same allies who didn't want you starting a war in the first place that if they want the Strait open they'll have to do it their own damn selves, and that they should buy more energy from us as thanks for causing all this mayhem. Oh, and then declare complete victory and pronounce you did a great job. The guy literally just threw a temper tantrum, trashed the room, got bored, started a retreat, left everything in worse shape than it was, told everybody else to clean up his mess, and then patted himself on the back for a job well done. All because he doesn't want to admit that he's a kid diddler, even though everybody knows it.

@GuntherEagleman The only message the world is taking from this shitshow is that the the US is both unreliable as an ally and unable to fully defeat Iran.

THERE ARE TWO MESSAGES FOR THE WORLD: Iran has been ESSENTIALLY DECIMATED and the allies America once had has revealed themselves to be DISLOYAL. We walked in, ROCKED Iran's world, politely asked for help, and MULTIPLE countries denied our request: DISGUSTING. When it comes to ground troops, WHY IN THE WORLD would our War Dept. or President provide CRUCIAL strategic plans to the media who would use it to HURT our chances of victory.

@TomStirk1992 @Carra23 True. He also stole a team mates wife/girlfriend. Still better than Carragher though.

@DavidvStephen @Carra23 Terry did racially abuse someone though no? 🤦‍♂️

I don’t blow my own trumpet as it’s not my style or the style for people from the city of Liverpool, but we are allowed to defend ourselves! There has only been three CB’s from LFC to make the PFA TOTY in the PL era, VVD, Sami & me!! The year was 2005/6 when the PL CB’s were…….

@Carra23 They were all better than you and none of them spat on a kid, so all also have that in their favour.

Rio, Vidic, Terry, Carvalho, Campbell, King…………..I’m very proud of the fact I was a loud leader who pushed his teammates to be better 👌