Crypt Dave

altcoins or structures arb - what's the move as we head into the weekend traders?

Today is a new day! $Buttcoin

buttcoin>bitcoin

Right now, using $ZERA feels like trying to pay with physical cash but every £20 note is torn into 7 random pieces. You have to manually tape them back together every time you want to send someone money. It works, but is annoying. V3 changes that completely as it introduces automatic note merging + intelligent splitting. Deposit → it auto merges Send → it auto splits in the background No more managing of random notes This is where people will see that $ZERA actually works. This shift will change everything as most people wont deposit into a protocol that feels experimental. V3 makes the process seamless, people will start depositing small test amounts, then gradually move larger sums as they trust it. More deposits → Bigger anonyminity set → Stronger real privacy → More confidence → Even more deposits → Higher volume → More burns = PARABOLIC This compounding creates asymmetric upside and most people are missing this. Just wait.

@isellbeforeyou What token?

could potentially do something in the mid/long term

@thebrianjung $Buttcoin is 15 years of crypto meme history, tokenized and backed by the OG himself (me)

@NolimitMoney_ Missing $Buttcoin

seriously are there even better tokens than these?

my gut is telling me $BUTTCOIN is the next giga mooner ngl. Coin is almost 6 months old and still holding strong as fuck while most “meta” coins are already dead 😭 This is not your typical pnd shit. If you are sidelined on coins like BUTTCOIN NEET TESTICLE WOJAK TROLL you are genuinely a retard The market is literally telling you what wants to run

@nba01p_arc I think someone who get information about a token before getting to the public

Traders, please who do you classify as an insider?

Might have some new eyes on us today so thought I would drop a quick refresher on $Buttcoin, myself, and the origins of the first crypto meme from 2011. - Started in 2011 by myself, Barry Oners. Yes, I am original guy that’s devving this token. - The first “memecoin” before memecoins, two years before Dogecoin was born. - Buttcoin is a direct play on Bitcoin. I set up the Twitter, the Subreddit and our original site Buttcoin.org in May/June 2011 - Started as a satire of the early crypto days, a humorous take on the whole scene. - As we shone the spotlight we had a lot of early interactions with many in the crypto space like Vitalik, cobie and others who embraced us. - At one point Satoshi’s account for the Bitcoin project was hacked and the name changed to Buttcoin. This shows the mindshare we had in the early days. - Our blog also did some investigative articles on shady players back in the day which led to us being secretly purchased by a company called Butterfly Labs. - BFL was shut down by the FTC who seized all their assets, including the original Buttcoin website. Our name is in a federal database! - We relaunched the blog on a new site, ButtcoinFoundation.org and got more active on X and Reddit. - Over the years many tokens have been launched using my name and logo but I’ve never endorsed any of them. As a result most ended up being run poorly or were outright scams. - In January 2026 I decided that I had to take matters into my own hands, link up with a good crew and launch an actual $Buttcoin token to celebrate the history and lore of not just myself but of crypto as a whole. Buttcoin isn’t a coin about butts, it’s a coin about the entire history of crypto and the communities within. 15 years in the making.

Satoshi Nakamoto's email and Bitcoin project account were hacked by a $Buttcoin fan in 2013, not only did they change the description to read "Buttcoin" they also updated the project icon to the Buttcoin logo First EVER memecoin/memecurrency - even marketed as this on @coinbase Where do you value this? Billions.

@miragemunny @ButtCoin did you know that buttcoin was created the same day and month but 17 years later than bitcoin? x.com/francois__baco…

@CrashiusClay69 When you buy solana:Cm6fNnMk7NfzStP9CZpsQA2v3jjzbcYGAxdJySmHpump you are always buying the bottom

$buttcoin what if...

@BitgetWalletAF No $ to plan anything Should I drop my wallet address intern 🙃🥲

Good morning 🩵🌍 Any plans for this Sunday? 😌

@NolimitMoney_ $Buttcoin is next

crazy send on $TROLL straight to 100m mc now all eyes on the 0.3 fib zone because this retrace level feels unavoidable after such a huge move

$Troll 93m $Buttcoin 16m

@Coinmaster100x $Buttcoin

$buttcoin > $bitcoin

$Buttcoin has pumped 23% today! 🔥

@DeltaXtc @tboy0O1 $Buttcoin will be the next doge , we are still early

Troll is the Pepe of this cycle.