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Davin Wood
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Davin Wood
@DavinWood
Music for Tim & Eric, Miracle Workers, Portlandia, Baskets, other venues, genres/etc. Why are you still on Twitter? @davinwood.bsky.social. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
Your 1981 Jerrold wired remote Katılım Şubat 2008
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@DeadsoundApp They're like quitter socks. Get it together sleeve!
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Serial self serving liar lies, more at 8
Marco Foster@MarcoFoster_
NYT: “You’ve been talking on your show about whether Trump is the Antichrist” Tucker Carlson: “I have not said that” NYT: *plays clip of him saying that*
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@NikkiMcR The off chance that someone out there actually finds this appealing is a distressing thought
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She’s got that “looping PSA on the purgatory waiting room TV” energy you just can’t replicate
U.S. Embassy Bern@USEmbassyBern
During National Apprenticeship Week, Ambassador Gingrich highlights how apprenticeships strengthen the workforce and build bridges between the United States and Switzerland. 🇺🇸🇨🇭 #NAW
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That right? Got any immediate plans to unfuck your website? (403 error for 24 hrs)
Bluesky@bluesky
We have no immediate plans to colonize Mars
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@MindyFurano To hell with two months—give me two minutes and a crowbar, and I guarantee you won't be able to recognize Anything.
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Whole magazine should’ve folded after this
Link@Dickfarmdunnz
According to Rolling Stone Magazine, Norm MacDonald is bottom 7 cast member of all time. Rob Schneider is 44.
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@SamAdlerBell In the '70s you had to pay for an AOL account and Mrs. Graham wouldn't allow it
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yeah i don't get it. why don't he just email. phone calls make me anxious. internet
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I’m actually sick of the expectation that these goons deserve praise for “turning” on Trump. This isn’t a sudden episode of moral clarity. Trump is effectively a lame duck, the war is deeply unpopular, the political cost to them is near negligible.
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Davin Wood retweetledi
My great great great grandfather was in the Civil War reenactments. It was so authentic and accurate because they would go on the battlefield 22 minutes after the original soldiers would come off the field. One time they went on too early and were just massacred.
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My mom can’t stand Mick Jagger and loves the Bee Gees. Mick Jagger from Bee Gees would blow her mind
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@fabyollaverass A sound used in every Tarzan movie even though the kookaburra isn’t indigenous to the jungles of Africa.
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“senhorita, que pássaro é esse?”
“é um kookaburra.”
“e que som ele faz?”
“esse aqui.”
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Nothing tops the classic TV theme from Dog House.
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports
Name a great television theme song. I’ll start:
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@JamesUrbaniak I see journalists are still unironically using 'tapped' to refer to an act which is not fucking.
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He will 100% be played by a British or Australian guy, I don’t know why, that’s just how it works
Variety@Variety
EXCLUSIVE: Sony Pictures is eyeing a biopic of legendary news anchor Walter Cronkite. The studio has tapped screenwriter David Rothley to adapt esteemed academic Douglas Brinkley’s 2012 biography “Cronkite,” sources say. variety.com/2026/film/news…
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@MindyFurano That seems like the kind of place where as soon as you sit down, they come over with a steak and start the routine without asking what you want.
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@DavinWood People who talk like that ignite a fight or flight response. I would feel trapped. I don’t even eat meat but I’d down it quick just to leave. A decade of animal support down the drain.
“But Mindy, couldn’t you just not order the steak and also leave?”
A decade down the drain.
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I can’t imagine paying to essentially be in school while someone is talking to me like they’re a driving instructor all for individually cooked peaces of food
Coastal Elite@polarctrl
I can’t even comprehend that what she’s cooking is a steak. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a steak that looks like that
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@PoorOldRoloTony I once wrote a rambling term paper on the limitations of Victorian tech catapulting the career of Will Oakland as a proto-barbershop star, his songs dripping with nationalist sentimentalism, at the fundamental frequency of a crying baby, or some such horseshit.
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@madisons_mad @confusionm8trix And in the end, all agreed that it was indeed better to check one's self, rather than to wreck one's self . . .
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I love the pitt but in addition to the afterschool special stuff they do occasionally just have characters start talking like sephiroth
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i’m so sick of this becoming the norm — i recently watched an ed sullivan documentary where they did the same thing, i didn’t notice until
halfway through that it was artificial ed. can we please just have a real human read their words, we don’t need to revive the dead for this
Rolling Stone@RollingStone
Netflix’s new documentary about the early days of The Red Hot Chili Peppers and the influence of its founding guitarist, Hillel Slovak, uses an AI voiceover of the late musician reading through his personal journals. rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
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