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Kate Garroway "battleships" Jesus christ 😳 #gmb

@Capt_Fishpaste Lad hasn't played a full season yet, just finding his way back from a bad injury, and fans don't rate him Clueless

Add me to the list of those a bit confused at those who are not rating Habib Diarra, by the way. His work without the ball is exceptional, both in attack and defense. He picks up brilliant positions and gets back behind the ball and in position quicker than anyone else we have when attacks break down. People saying they are wanting more from him on the ball, and fair enough. But if this is his 'not enough' levels and he is still contributing in terms of numbers, imagine how good he can be once he finds his form. Don't just keep him - build around him. #SAFC

@atrupar Meanwhile, in Los Angeles....

JD Vance in Hungary: "Isn't it a scandal that middle class Brits, people who are working hard and playing by the rules, can't afford to heat their home? Can't afford to transport themselves to work because their leadership has made energy so expensive? There's just so much wrong with the political leadership."

@SenMikeLee Yet another Senator that hasn't a clue what he's talking about. You declared war, you deal with it.

Our withdrawal from NATO would be long overdue. NATO has run its course. The threats that existed at its inception are no longer relevant 76 years later. Europe has been leaning on American taxpayers for their security for decades, offering too little in return. That’s why I introduced the Not A Trusted Organization (NATO) Act last year, and why President Trump is right to question American membership today.

World shattering news about smart toasters up next, can't wait! #gmb

@sunderlandafc11 Who writes this shit

Mike Penders could be used as a makeweight for Chelsea to sign Robin Roefs this summer. mackemnews.com/mike-penders-l…

@PressSec You're a certified lunatic if you think the US has won anything over the last few weeks.

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

The truth is - The United States of America is the greatest military in the history of the world.

@Charl_H79 I remember saying to myself, as Enzo was lining up to take the corner, why don't last minute winners happen to Sunderland, wasn't praying or anything, just said please, for once, let it happen to us

This honestly makes me cry. Tears of joy.

What a crazy weekend! Anyone able to come and move a giant boulder for me?

Tomorrow, we go to London.

@gillham_kevin Love the bloke, and over the moon for him tonight.

Don't care if any other Sunderland fan has a bit hate but I love the Loch Ness Drogba. Goals galore and injuries galore but at 100k , one of our best signings and great profit

@NoGlazeDonut Enzo kissing that ball.

Honestly. May be the best moment in my life.

📅 On this day, 8 years ago, we lost the late great Ray Wilkins. ❤️ This story from a former solider about how Wilkins helped him escape a life on the streets is still as powerful today as it was back then.

@geordiejosh "decently far in the cups" 😂😂😂

They call us the most entitled fanbase in the country for one reason and one reason only, our expectations are drastically different to theirs. Shock horror, it’s because our football club is gargantuan compared to theirs. We play UCL football, always go decently far in the cup’s, sign top players, numerous TOP internationals, They’re just happy if they beat the mags 👍

@joshpearson180 Little fat prick

The incident for anyone that didn’t see it

Might be worth nailing Trump to a cross for the weekend, see what happens by Monday…

@0hour1 More uneducated American bullshit, on par with your president.

Everyone in the UK would be speaking German if not for the United States.

@ToonLifer @Capt_Fishpaste Don't you mean always the winners?

@Capt_Fishpaste NUFC annual turnover: £335m Sunlun’s: £40m Always the paupers 👍

Forgot how painful April Fools Day could be on social media. Only funny one I've seen for years was that one about the richest football club in the world needing to have a summer fire sale and flog their own ground, and even that one was on the wrong day. Grim.

Thank you @jfa_samuraiblue ❤️🤝