Bug of Mormon
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Bug of Mormon
@DeadBug15
Latter-day Saint father and reluctant millenial
Utah, USA Katılım Ocak 2021
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@DeadBug15 Usually short for "Ezekiel"
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Is Zeke a real name or just something made up for 90’s tv shows?
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@alma43_47 But is the son a returned missionary? And served as AP?
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@unknownSC1087 I never disliked Werther’s, but never exactly craved them. I’ll look forward to that phase
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@SamoanSteve @axorphanidis @stevebyrnelive I mean, I can see how this guy got confused. Shane was really convincing here ;)
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@axorphanidis @stevebyrnelive Last time I checked Shane and Tony aren't Trump you dumb faggot
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Chelsea Handler said Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis went to Saudi Arabia for a comedy festival. When in fact, they were 2 of the few that didn’t take that payday.
However she still had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein.
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@KaseytheAuthor Maybe you can eat this one and it’ll cleanse your insides of Covid too!
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Marketing from the Covid era always amuses me and perplexes me.
Is there such thing as an Unhealthy Soap?
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@TraviXai @olgringoHancock I mean, how else do you explain our horns?
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Finally, a challenging episode of “Is It Cake?”!
Modern McCarthyist@SensibleFascist
“But but but we need illegal Mexicans to build our houses!” The houses Mexicans build:
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@WomanDefiner very groyperous friends I have whom Don’t Watch Nick™️ weirdly used this exact same phrase every time I asked the “who?” Question
“Someone will rise up”
Very interesting
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Lol, "Someone will rise up" Boy... That is one hell of assumption to make 60 years into worsening conditions with no one rising up.
Steven Crowder@scrowder
Nick: I want to try somebody that is actually going to do what they promised to do. Steven: Who? Nick: Someone will rise up. And you will see. And you will be very happy.
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@giordano_lives Why would I count the weekend when that’s what I’m counting down to?
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Are you one of those people who doesn't count the weekends when counting down days to something? If so, we actually can't be friends
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@DChadwickAuthor I’ve fallen asleep in every James Bond movie I’ve tried to watch
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What is the best James Bond movie, and why is it Skyfall?
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@ITalkOfChrist I think there might be need for a “Gender-Neutral Non-Parent Caretaker” holiday just so real mothers and fathers can have their days back.
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Pets are not children and fathers aren't mothers.
🍂@Lovandfear
Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms out there.🤗🩷
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Lots of people saying they didn’t know until later in life that Joseph Smith practiced polygamy, they’re going to lose their minds when they find out we never actually stopped
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@alma43_47 Why would a wolf hate unhoused people? Sounds like an easy meal.
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