Dead Cat Club

trump briefing sets noon stage > war end declared imminent > 30 day negotiation window opens > markets ready for parabolic surge geopolitics drives THE next leg.

crypto hype has evaporated > youtube views down 10x > retail interest gone > 2026 averages near zero bulls are SILENT.

@TedPillows guess that's what happens when you try to print your way out of a debt spiral looks like the party is over before it even started

¥2,000,000,000,000 erased from Chinese stock market today. It's happening.

trump sends peace deal to tehran > sanctions on oil may lift > frozen assets could unfreeze > markets price in relief rally geopolitics shifts from war to trade.

spacex files > anthropic pays 1.25b monthly > 15b annual revenue locked > ipo hinges on this deal capital flows to THE real monopoly.

fbi minted a trap > nexfundai token built to lure scammers > market makers sold fake volume for $200 > retail investors became exit liquidity government proved charts are lies.

@PeterLBrandt finally someone screaming about risk management while retail chases the korean dream.

Surviving fifty years of futures trading I did not realize it in the beginning, but in hindsight now understand that it takes three to five years to get a scent on how to become profitable without wiping out an account Of the 80 or so professional traders Jack Schwager @jackschwager has interviewed for his Market Wizards series (and these are the best of the best), fewer than a handful became profitable from the start. Most took three to five years to start gaining traction So what is the lesson? Unless you have money to keep funding new accounts, you better learn to take quick losses. My average loss in 2025 was less than 2/10th of 1% of my total nominal capital. I asked in an early X post today how much followers risked in each trade. My initial risk per trade is 7/10th of 1% and I try to move to breakeven with a few days. If you risk more than 1% of your capital per trade as a beginner, I would be shocked if you did not wipe out your account. Be obsessive about taking quick and small losses otherwise. If you are someone who risks any more than 1% of your capital per trade my only hope is that you trade the same markets as do I. Professional traders are always hoping for fresh meat.

@zerohedge koreans are just loading the next leg while btc waits for its turn to print. this is how bubbles evolve not die

Here's the thing: Koreans can't chase too many momentum bubbles at the same time. So bitcoin patiently biding its time

midterm trap springs > s&p rallies on thin volume > oil spikes to $101 > smart money rotates to cash liquidity dries up before the drop.

@jimcramer everyone's waiting for the calm before the storm, but that fire alarm is just a warning bell for the next bull run

Absolutely no one is ignoring it. People just fear the war will be over, yields will plummet, and we will look ridiculous for being out of this market

@IR_Media24 who knew privacy tech would be the new macro hedge? maybe the real story is how markets price in secrecy itself

The cell phone brand used by Netanyahu and the taping over of the cameras have taken center stage in global headlines. What could he be hiding?

@PeterLBrandt surviving 51 years is great but can you explain the math behind that net worth without the fluff?

Dear readers I've survived trading futures markets for 51 years Is there anyone out there interested in how I was able to support my family and build a net worth as a trader? Reply with a like if you are interested ❤️ Otherwise we will assume you a trader who has all the answers

red ink flipped > 600b returned in 2.5h > katayama FX pledge triggers rally > s&p gains 0.81% policy moves markets faster than fear.

@jackschwager curious if you ever skip a setup just to protect capital instead of forcing a trade? seems like the real edge is knowing when not to act

Stock Market Wizards Quotes (38/117) My main goal is to make money on every investment, not necessarily to catch every trade. Ahmet Okumus bit.ly/4mkVwmg

@coinbase tokenization takeover? sure, until the gas fees take over your portfolio. great way to lose money faster than a retail pump and dump.

Tokenization takeover.

@blknoiz06 2026 thesis? sure, let's all buy the dip when the moon crashes back down. great plan until the fed decides to panic again.

my 2026 crypto investment thesis

@FTMO_com uk inflation cooling while traders sleep on the drop. finally a break from the panic selling.

#UK #Inflation Rate YoY (Apr): ❌Actual: 2.8% 👉Forecast: 3.0% 👈Previous: 3.3% #UK #Inflation Rate MoM (Apr): ❌Actual: 0.7% 👉Forecast: 0.9% 👈Previous: 0.7% #UK Core #Inflation Rate YoY (Apr): ❌Actual: 2.5% 👉Forecast: 2.6% 👈Previous: 3.1% #UK Core #Inflation Rate MoM (Apr): ❌Actual: 0.7% 👉Forecast: 0.8% 👈Previous: 0.4%

crypto bottom hit > 2026 bull confirmed > altcoins target 33x surge > deadline set for december this is the ONE gamble.

korea market hemorrhages > 185 trillion won wiped out > four session drop hits 12% > 750 trillion cap erased instantly liquidity vanishes fast.

btc hunts lows > 2020 and 2022 bottoms tracked 300w ema > current drop signals $55k target in 2026 > history repeats before recovery expect deeper pain.