Emily

@sloane_bob20442 @InternetH0F Currently my cats favoured spot is on top of a plastic bag which has lumpy things in it. But he’s happy, so it’s fine

@InternetH0F I've had cats my entire life, and not one of them would sleep in a 'cat bed'. They find their own spots, where they feel safe. Buying a bed for a cat is a waste of money!

The owners couldn't figure out why the cat wasn't sleeping in it's own bed.... until they saw this 🥺

all of them thanking the monkey is such a dumb joke but it takes me out every time 😭😭😭

@MSI__UK @msiuk #DiabloIVDLSS3 @DanielHughes_

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Transfiguratio Mortis by Emil Melmoth

Hello! Here's a thing from me about an episode of Only Connect.

Stop calling luxury items essentials challenge! @ Literally everyone at apple

the high priestess

This gets more relevant daily

@stereojacques @StarskyandHatch @CartoonRalph @JimMFelton Well, with cost of living increasing so much, most people have had a pay decrease, even including any pay rise they got.

@StarskyandHatch @CartoonRalph @JimMFelton That's the black line along the bottom

@DannyVegito Love having this plate in our lounge. So many people look at it, pause, panic, and then go “…what is this *meant* to say?”

I know season 4 of Arrested Development wasn’t very good but this is still one of my favorite jokes ever

#TheBear 10/10

“I can no longer, in good conscience, live with this Prime Minister. Either he goes, or I do”

that frame by frame montage in everything everywhere all at once… truly a work of art

@LieutenantVon @ElyKreimendahl I got so severely into this that when I arrived at my therapy appt and my bag thudded when I put it down, my therapist said “so today we’re talking about what the hell is in your bag”. My homework was to take out the stuff I kept for others that I was allergic to…

@ElyKreimendahl My friends have been calling me “Nanna” because I’m the who tells everyone to being a jacket and always has Panadol, bandaids, nail scissors, hand wipes etc.

everyone in a friend group has their own little role, and i’m proud to be the one who always thinks everyone should quit their job

@GAMEdigital @DanielHughes_

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