dean stoltzfus

@adamcarolla We’re supposed to listen because they have been on TV or in a movie

Is there a greater example of Hollywood douchebagary. Than this

@dandinohill @CaroleAlbers As George Carlin said “it’s one big fucking club , and we’re not in it”

Never seen anything so bizarre. The entire Senate GOP closing ranks behind the guy (John Thune) who is destroying their careers going forward.

@amyklobuchar It absolutely is a right

Voting is a right, not a privilege. The SAVE Act won’t save anything. It will strip Americans of their right to vote. We have to fight back to protect our democracy.

@TomMillerNews What the hell else would he say

Question: “If Paxton wins, do you believe that he can beat Talarico?” Senator Cornyn: “I think it’s an open question…”

@Acyn Whatever

Raju: Who did you vote for? Texas Voter: Cornyn Raju: Why did you vote for Cornyn? Texas Voter: Because Trump did not endorse him. It makes me sick that the Republican party is completely controlled by one man. Raju: If Paxton wins the nomination, could you vote for him in the general election? Texas Voter: Hell no.

@PLeonardNYDN @LizKarma7 Whatever dude. FOH with that horseshit

Jaxson Dart's Donald Trump misstep makes John Harbaugh's Giants job a lot harder nydailynews.com/2026/05/26/jax…

@BasedMikeLee No

Texans: Please vote for Chip Roy today He’s a proven lawyer, conservative, and American patriot—exactly who you need as Texas Attorney General

@hughhewitt @JohnCornyn @chiproytx I will hold my nose and vote for them in November if they win but not today

Texas GOP voters: Vote for Senator @JohnCornyn and for @chiproytx for AG today. Both are strong conservatives who will win in November. Don’t play with fire and blow your state’s seniority in the Senate. Don’t send the second string to AG’s office. Cornyn and Roy!

@hughhewitt @JohnCornyn @chiproytx You’re wrong

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One out away from losing 8-0, a breakdown

Winning teams don’t do this gay bullshit. I’ve been on my share of bad teams. And with each lf them I noticed a common denominator. Zero leadership on the coaching staff, or front office. On the field it was always the guys hitting .200 who did anything to get attention, even when we were 40 games out by the All-Star break. I don’t get the direction the @SFGiants are going. Why would you let a guy like Pat Burrell go after just 1 season, then bring in a College coach who makes Gabe Kapler look like Bruce Bochy.

If you go into hospital as an alcoholic, they don't put a bottle of vodka on your bedside table and titrate the dose. They remove the alcohol. If you go into hospital as a heroin addict, they don't hand you a syringe with the meal tray. They remove the heroin. If you go into hospital as a smoker, they don't wheel you outside every two hours for a cigarette break. They remove the cigarettes. If you go into hospital as a type 2 diabetic, they bring you white toast, cornflakes, fruit juice, a jam sachet, and a sweetened yoghurt. Then inject insulin to manage the blood sugar response. Then write in your notes that your diabetes is "poorly controlled." Every other addiction is treated by removing the substance. The one driven by carbohydrate is treated by serving the substance and medicating the response. Have a think about why.

@TVNewsNow @brithume Why tf do these people think they know what Texans want

🚨 NEW: Fox’s @brithume on the Texas Senate primary race: “An endorsement by the President has repeatedly proved to be a leg up in these primaries.” “But this is an interesting case because Cornyn really hasn’t been an opponent of the President in any meaningful sense. By and large he’s been an ally of the President. It’s not entirely clear why he chose Paxton.”

@Johnny_Joey @CommonSenseGuy2 GFY

You Sir, can fuck right off. Today is for heroes.

Holy f*cking shit. @ShabbosK just absolutely silenced @AnaKasparian Just truth bomb after truth bomb. He’s incredible. Has anyone ever seen this woman so quiet before?

People ask me all the time why @ShabbosK has so much patience arguing with low-IQ people. My answer is: somebody has to do it. And fortunately, Shabbos is intelligent and patient enough to handle it. He has courage and wisdom.

"100% Grated Parmesan Cheese." That's what the label says. That is, in fact, the literal text the manufacturer has chosen to place on the front of the package. The 100% refers to a feeling, not a chemistry. In 2012, the FDA raided Castle Cheese in Pennsylvania, a major supplier of grated cheese to American supermarkets. The 100% Parmesan they were selling was 0% Parmesan. It was a blend of cheddar, Swiss, mozzarella, and powdered cellulose, the last of which is, in industrial terms, wood pulp. Or to be more specific: fine fibres extracted from the cell walls of trees and processed into a flowable powder used to stop the cheese from clumping in the shaker. The Castle Cheese executive went to prison. The company went bankrupt. The practice continued. In 2016, Bloomberg commissioned independent lab testing of major American "100% Parmesan" products. Kraft's product contained 3.8% cellulose. Some Walmart and Albertsons store brands tested as high as 9%. The accepted industry threshold for "anti-clumping" cellulose use is 2 to 4%. The cheese is partly wood. The Italians, who have been making the actual cheese for a thousand years, can only sell their version under EU protection as Parmigiano Reggiano: three ingredients, milk, rennet, salt, aged in a 75-pound wheel for at least twelve months in a specific geographic region with the name burned into the rind in dotted pin lettering. The American "Parmesan" can be anything. The American "Parmesan" can be sawdust. The Italian cheese costs more. The Italian cheese is more. The price of food is sometimes the price of food being food.

@FingerootB Wrong, Cornyn is bad for Texas. Trying to name highways isn’t going to work lol

Paxton is clearly still the favorite, but Cornyn is not out of this race. If you’re a registered voter in TX, EV is over but you can still vote on Tuesday, even if you didn’t vote in the primary. A Talarico-Paxton general is bad for Texas, bad for the US, and bad for Israel.

@ColinNienaber We who

We want Massie. Not JD. Not Rubio.