Bag on Wheels Advocate

Lockest innest

don’t correct them. their version of you is funnier

We charging our phones to 101% tonight

cilantro in my teeth and chili oil on my shirt let's take a peek at these met gala looks

tweeting is a humiliation ritual

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

twitter is the best platform for people who regularly just talk to themselves

“men are naturally polyga….” blocked.

‘lucky you’ tramp stamp style tattoo but it’s at the base of the back of my neck for the executioner to read before he lowers the guillotine

i currently have my both my battery bank and phone plugged into my laptop and all three say they are being charged. unsure what is actually happening

A calm relationship isn't boring. You're just addicted to chaos.

Baby, they marry women they don’t like

Yes I did walk home barefoot in the rain in the middle of the day now mind your business

Please remind me never to wear those shoes again

idk why i keep scrolling. the answers i seek are within.

met gala needs a horror theme tbh.

i was there when you were six and afraid of the dark

life’s too short to keep postponing joy until everything is perfect. i’m choosing joy in the middle of the mess

The concept of a mocktail being the same price as an alcoholic drink is one of the stupidest things to ever exist...

headed out for a walk if you need any rocks or bugs