Taz🍯

i hate having nothing to say to someone i want to talk to

There's probably someone out there who stalks your tweets and secretly admires you

You can literally post a picture of your grandma on here, and someone will bookmark the picture 😭

I met my husband on twitter 😂😂😂

@Hope_C001 😅

@Deechibaya Hallo

😊Hi🤍🤍

@Codie_Sanchez @BobbyBizScout So unhinged😂😂😂

@BobbyBizScout lol Bobby. This is unhinged.

Men I'm curious... what did she do one day that made you convinced she would be your wife?

@_pattie98 Girl, dpmo😩

I can not stress enough how important it is to read the room sometimes in relationships. Your person feels safe enough to call you first in a tragic situation and your first thought is “he’s supposed to be sleeping”? Wild!

It takes a village but you must be a villager for a village to show up for you.

Super Star

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

I'm a strict person. No matter how important you think you are, you're not bigger than the program.

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

One thing I have realized is that parents don't have a problem with a lot of things, it's always about what people will say.

I love what books do to me. I love being undone by a book. I love laughing—truly laughing—because of a book. I love getting lost in its pages and forgetting, for a while, that reality exists. I love being riled up by a book, ranting about it, thinking because of it.❤️

peak female experiences : 1. realizing u can wear whatever you want 2. becoming besties with your sister 3. friendships start turning 10+ years old 4. accepting your body 5. finally understanding your mother 6. de-centering men 7. developing a ferocious sense of self-love

I know I will be a strict parent. I dislike bad behavior so much because I expect you to have sense.

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!

The BEST thing I learned this year was how to still enjoy my life during my storms. As long as we have life we will have problems. My entire world can be in chaos & I'll still try to find a reason to laugh and smile.

Don’t let anyone lie to you. Academic validation is very sweet.