Deeper Lobster

@reformparty_uk I don't think anyone is interested in this today Nige...

Nigel Farage and Zia Yusuf will be laying out our plan to deport illegal migrants who were granted asylum. Join us LIVE at 11am. ✅

@CPhilpOfficial The inference here is that this Labour government has invented crime.

Labour has cut police numbers by 1,300 They let out tens of thousands of criminals early They plan to abolish prison sentences under a year - so criminals walk free Crimes likes shoplifting have surged under Labour We will hire 10,000 more officers to patrol high crime areas

@Nigel_Farage Ha… you’ve even given it a Temu-Trumpian name. Populist slogan driven bollocks.

BREAKING NEWS Reform UK will review all successful asylum grants over the last 5 years. We will revoke leave to remain & deport those who entered the UK illegally or overstayed their visas. These measures are in addition to the 600k removals under Operation Restoring Justice.

@DanMcC1990 @ScotTories You vote however you want. You don’t need to announce it to the world.

Postal vote completed. 💪 I’ve given both votes to the @ScotTories to stop an SNP majority and return MSPs who stand up for common sense, slashing the bloated benefits bill, and cutting people’s taxes.

@tomhfh Move to Scotland where we have sensible opening times.

I’m just back to London after a weekend away with my family. A busy week ahead, so now is the perfect time to go and do the big weekly shop. Thanks to politicians not understanding how family life actually works I now have precisely 20 minutes before the shop shuts. It’s not going to happen.

Jenni Falconer

@GBPolitcs @GBNEWS So?

🚨NEW: The LibDems would be prepared to team up with Tories in a vote of no confidence against PM Keir Starmer [@GBNEWS]

@SkyNews She needs to spend less time talking and more time listening.

BREAKING: Kemi Badenoch says Keir Starmer's position has become untenable, accusing the PM of "lying" or being "incompetent" over the appointment of Peter Mandelson and the transparency of the vetting process. trib.al/wopNjij 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@EricLDaugh So back to where we were six weeks ago... Apart form the thousands of dead people, destruction of property in Iran, Israel, Lebanon, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, billions spent blowing things up, and massive disruption to global markets and trade. Top work!

🚨 BREAKING: The STRAIT OF HORMUZ is OPEN President Trump WINS! "IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE." Gas about to PLUMMET! Checkmate. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TotalBodyIQ Looks ok in an AI generated video - In reality will look crap.

this concept is so beautiful

@reformexposed He always does that annoying little chuckle when he knows he's been caught out, hoping it will distract the interviewer. Everything else here is word salad.

Nigel Farage thinks his u-turn on reopening blast furnaces in Port Talbot is funny. He lies twice in this video, firstly that they were too expensive to re-open (his original pledge was after they had closed).

@PolitlcsUK @HJS_Org Gold plated cobblers.

🚨 NEW: A retired army Major says Keir Starmer’s "failure" to fund the military is causing higher food and petrol bills "Britain lacks the escort and mine-countermeasure capabilities to credibly help keep [the Strait of Hormuz] open" [@HJS_Org]

@pacteaug @LatestGolfHQ Trump Aberdeen

@LatestGolfHQ Looks like Kingsbarn?

This might be the worst putt in history 😂

@Kelly6550541747 Looking lush…

@RobertJenrick Fuel taxes are at the same rate as imposed by the Tory government that you were a loyal member of.

50% of what you pay for petrol is just tax for Rachel Reeves. She could halve VAT and help you out while prices are so high. Instead, she’s wasting your money on a record benefits bill.

@SuellaBraverman Sorry… are we now in some parallel universe when you actually were not the Home Secretary, actually in charge of immigration?

I will never ever trust the Conservative Party again. I will never forget how they failed the British people on immigration.

@LibertyLins22 @paulmbw @PolitlcsGlobal @Peston @grok I was being tongue in cheek. However, experience tells us that the slightest mention of 'shortage' causes idiots to go out and cause that - shortage...

@DeeperLobster @paulmbw @PolitlcsGlobal @Peston @grok Don’t be so dramatic 🦞 There’s always

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK is less than three weeks away from shortages of diesel and jet fuel [@Peston]

@paulmbw @PolitlcsGlobal @Peston @grok Basically we all starve to death. Probably by the end of the month.

@PolitlcsGlobal @Peston @grok what's the worst-case scenario if the UK runs out of diesel and jet fuel

@Peston Well there’s a ‘Don’t Panic’ message that’s going to cause panic…

As I just said on ITV’s News at Ten, ministerial and industry sources say the UK is two or three weeks away from shortages of diesel and jet fuel, though petrol suppliers are healthier. This means Starmer’s new Middle East Response Committee will soon face difficult decisions on how to make sure supplies get to critical users, how to ration more generally and how to price. But, as I mentioned, ministers say supplies and stocks of petrol remain decent, so no need to queue at pumps

@OfficialAlly_R @Dezmcc85 @_SignalNotNoise @PolitlcsUK @papa_cars Aberdeen was booming when cost of production was $11/barrel... now it's 30, 40 or more for mature fields with decom costs upcoming - If there was an economic case then the big operators would still be there. tMuch better less risky returns elsewhere.

@Dezmcc85 @DeeperLobster @_SignalNotNoise @PolitlcsUK @papa_cars Let private companies drill then. There is still money to be made. Aberdeen was booming until the government started getting involved. If theres money to be made they will drill.

🚨 NEW: Donald Trump says it’s “tragic” the UK doesn’t “DRILL, BABY, DRILL” after Keir Starmer refused to support the US’s blockade in the Strait of Hormuz