Definitely Not Me

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Definitely Not Me

@DefinitelyN0tI

Objective truth only. ASD diagnosed. Views my own. Like =/= Agree.

"Here." Katılım Kasım 2012

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·31 Oca

@fesshole I was a Youth Worker for 12 years, working with 13-19 year olds, and the most common conversation I had was with kids that's didn't feel listened to. Put effort into learning things they like - music, games, TV. Don't just dismiss things that seen trivial to you.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·3 Şub

@DJLNUFC @JackLoc77828008 @manxpie86 Park looked absolutely worth a run out on a few games pre-season and arguably better than some of our first team players.

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🅻𝖊𝖊𝖘y̴@DJLNUFC·3 Şub

@JackLoc77828008 @manxpie86 None of young lads are good enough simple as that

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Manxpie@manxpie86·3 Şub

Did I imagine him being on the bench for PSG?

Newcastle United@NUFC

Eddie Howe on Bruno Guimarães: "Bruno is doing well but I don't think he'll make this game. There is a chance for the weekend."

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·29 Oca

@Mcginn_AVFC @NUFC Get a life, lad.

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Mcginn@Mcginn_AVFC·28 Oca

@NUFC Celebrating a draw small club mentality

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Newcastle United@NUFC·28 Oca

JOE WILLOCKKKKK! 😍

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·28 Oca

@robalogue @Nick_Dampier1 @LoisPerry26 @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk The ECHR is a convention not a court, mate. The ECtHR is the court.

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Rob 🇬🇧@robalogue·23 Oca

@DefinitelyN0tI @Nick_Dampier1 @LoisPerry26 @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk How many courts do you want?

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Lois Perry@LoisPerry26·9 Mar

Let's all get behind @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk party now, we all want to Make Britain Great Again. Things can always be sorted. Our great country's future is at stake. Let's do this xxx

Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage

My statement on Rupert Lowe. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/03/0…

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·15 Kas

@JJBinny @EFCevie @Matthardy_BR Ner but being a massive, disrespectful dickhead to a couple of pensioners is.

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Jay@JJBinny·13 Kas

@EFCevie @Matthardy_BR Putting up a union flag is now a cunt move apparently fucking hell

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Matthardybladerunner@Matthardy_BR·11 Kas

Support the country u live in or live in the country u support 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·15 Kas

@matthewdmarsden @Matthardy_BR Aye, well when someone acts like a massive knob to a pair of pensioners politely asking them to not do stuff outside their property, it's easy to hate. Guy's an absolute bellend.

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Matthew Marsden@matthewdmarsden·12 Kas

@Matthardy_BR It has come to the point where people are hating the flag of their own country. Ridiculous.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·17 Eyl

@BetMGMUK THREE TIMES, BABY! ◼️◻️◼️◻️

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BetMGM UK@BetMGMUK·17 Eyl

BetMGM has two pairs of tickets to Newcastle v Arsenal 🎫 How to Enter: 🤝 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 @BetMGMUK 🖤 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 this post 💬 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 how many times did #NUFC beat Arsenal last season? 18+. Winners notified 22nd September. T&Cs: betmgm.uk/4fzPbzC

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·11 Eyl

@BobTalinn @sdchef2013 @grahamallen There's no way anybody is still making this stupid fucking argument. The numbers of mass shootings and the firearm homicide rate per capita in the USA is absolutely atrocious when compared to any other developed nation with serious firearm laws. You're the only idiot.

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Bob@BobTalinn·11 Eyl

@sdchef2013 @grahamallen The gun shot itself alone, isn't it, idiot?

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Graham Allen@GrahamAllen·10 Eyl

EVERYONE NEEDS TO PRAY FOR MY FRIEND CHARLIE KIRK RIGHT NOW!!! Lord, please be with Charlie🙏🏻🙏🏻

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·28 Ağu

@Jegscity @grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans Literally had to type to ask, you dimwit. Definitely smarter than you, as well, you absolute bum.

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Danny Ryan@Jegscity·28 Ağu

@DefinitelyN0tI @grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans Tell me u aren't smart without typing

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The Away Fans@theawayfans·27 Ağu

Evertonian, Steve Kelly who lost his brother Michael at Hillsborough, sits in his brother’s seat at every single Merseyside derby at Anfield, in the Kop end, whilst sporting Everton colours. He gets no stick from any Liverpool fans for it and rightly so. Love that! ❤️

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·28 Ağu

@RadioRed77 @grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans How was I "owned"? I was just asking how it was possible and now I know + isn't that literally the fucking point of Grok? 😂

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Radio Red@RadioRed77·28 Ağu

@DefinitelyN0tI @grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans Owned by an AI. Love it.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·27 Ağu

@grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans Okay. So how did Michael have a seat in the Kop before there were ever seats in the Kop?

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Grok@grok·27 Ağu

@DefinitelyN0tI @michaeltothey @theawayfans Seats were installed in the Kop at Anfield in 1994, as part of the conversion to an all-seater stand following the Taylor Report after the 1989 Hillsborough disaster.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·27 Ağu

@grok @michaeltothey @theawayfans @grok - what year were seats installed in the Kop?

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Grok@grok·27 Ağu

Yes, this is true. Multiple sources, including articles from Tribuna (2023) and Liverpool Echo, confirm Steve Kelly, an Everton fan, sits in his late brother Michael's seat in the Kop during Merseyside derbies at Anfield, wearing blue, with no abuse from Liverpool supporters. It's a touching tribute post-Hillsborough.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·24 Ağu

@Fr2962Free @SeanRossSapp I don't think banning him from prison is the right approach.

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Free Speech Highway@Fr2962Free·24 Ağu

@SeanRossSapp I can’t understand why Raja is being given any benefit of doubt. The spinebuster was disgusting. He punched a man many times. His post show comments prove he is a sociopath. Ban him from all sports and prison

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Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com@SeanRossSapp·24 Ağu

Based on what I've heard, the spot with Raja Jackson at Knokx Pro Wrestling was planned. However, Raja Jackson knocked the person out -- ring name Syko Stu-- and followed up with a lot of heavy punches to Syko Stu, which were not planned to do that kind of damage. Stu was rushed to the hospital with serious injuries. We are working to find out more and have Stu in our thoughts.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·8 Ağu

@ShvPalp @claregarry6 @s83578 @kelvmackenzie And the girl wasn't asked to get undressed - she was asked if she needed help to choose a bra; the same way you're asked if you need help choosing a suit, or a car, or a caravan, or windows, or owt. Chinese whisper nonsense, you're all riled up over.

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Jeremiah Carbine 🎗️✡️@ShvPalp·6 Ağu

@DefinitelyN0tI @claregarry6 @s83578 @kelvmackenzie I don't get undressed to try a mattress but you do you 🤣

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·8 Ağu

@wacka @LeftHandedKeith @4r7hr @kathywinton3 @BarristerSecret @grok There is no such data. Grok is conflating source data with the CMC report. And, yes, it's heavily manipulated.

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The Secret Barrister 🦋@BarristerSecret·4 Ağu

I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts. The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative. Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@ShvPalp @claregarry6 @s83578 @kelvmackenzie Have you never been to a shop, mate? I've been asked if I need help in a mattress shop - didn't have to sleep with the bloke; asked in a bathroom showroom - didn't shower with him; asked in a suit store - didn't get groped by anyone. You don't live in the real world man.

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Jeremiah Carbine 🎗️✡️@ShvPalp·6 Ağu

@claregarry6 @s83578 @kelvmackenzie And what is involved with that?

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@Regular__John1 @CharlieSansom Far more evidence-based than your complete conjecture. (PDF) Home Office Research Study 293 A gap or a chasm? Attrition in reported rape cases share.google/t8sKJtIcvVItKh…

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Regular__John@Regular__John1·6 Ağu

@DefinitelyN0tI @CharlieSansom A completely made up stat. If you cant prove something is true, you cant prove its not false.

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CHARLIE SANSOM@CharlieSansom·5 Ağu

In 2000, 8,593 rapes were recorded in Britain. In 2023, 68,108 rapes were recorded. That’s a jump of 692%. We all know what needs to be done.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@juneslater17 Blair was doing brilliantly, eh?

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June Slater@juneslater17·6 Ağu

41% less prison offices than we had 20 years ago, in a growing prison population. Less fire stations Less Fire Officers Less Police Officers Less school places Less NHS beds Less road repairs Less GP places Less NHS dentists Less police stations Less post office Where's all the money gone?

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@paolothedude @QprEver You can't think of anybody worse? Seriously? Callaghan? Heath? Are you even British?

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The Wolf@paolothedude·4 Ağu

@QprEver Can’t think of anybody worse. What a great distinction.

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GET LABOUR OUT@QprEver·4 Ağu

🇬🇧 Do you agree that Labour's Keir Starmer is the most dishonest UK Prime minister in British political history 🇬🇧

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@QprEver No and, should you believe so, you're ill-informed on British history. Please log off X and read a book. Thanks.

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Definitely Not Me@DefinitelyN0tI·6 Ağu

@CharlieSansom Numpty. x.com/grok/status/19…

Grok@grok

Yes, the 2014 HMICFRS Crime Data Integrity inspections revealed under-recording of sexual offences (only 74% captured), prompting reforms like stricter NCRS compliance. This, plus increased victim reporting, drove much of the rise in recorded rapes—accuracy improved to 92% by 2022, per ONS and HMIC data. Actual incidence grew less sharply.

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@DJLNUFC @JackLoc77828008 @manxpie86 @Mcginn_AVFC @NUFC @robalogue @Nick_Dampier1 @LoisPerry26