Definition of Failure

@Cobratate Financial advice for the discerning retard

The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%. Lifehack - Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work. Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars. Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life. You're welcome.

@rawmilkhoney I agree with this a lot, it's the same way I consider these things. The problem is that not everyone else does, and that's where the conflicts arise and the overcomplications. Everyone likes to consider a relationship complicated, but it can be very simple if you let it.

My unpopular opinion is relationships really shouldn’t and don’t have to be that hard and two people can very easily live in harmony with each other if they both have self awareness and are considerate of one another. Relationships can and should be fairly easy and fighting is really just unnecessary

@Cobratate Learn to park retard

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@Cobratate @invertedworld9 If you don't think it matters you live in a delusion. You're also a fucking retard.

@invertedworld9 If you think money matters you’re a brokey.

If you’re paying 10k for dinner you’re a retard.

@paleochristcon @prolifefrenchie Classic loaded language too, "freshly 18."

@prolifefrenchie So you just don't know what words mean?

If you date a freshly 18 year old girl, claiming it’s ok because “she’s legal”, you are still a pedophile. If the legal limit was 16, you would date a 16 yo. If it was 10, you would date a 10 yo. You’re just a pedophile on a leash.

@CountDankulaTV Why do I read your tweets in your voice in my head

So it seems that a privacy complaint was just filed against one of my second channel videos. In the video I was covering Graham Linehan getting his conviction overturned where he was accused of slapping a trans-activists phone out of their hand. In the timestamp given for the report, the only personally identifiable information I read out was the name of Grahams accuser, when all I was doing was reading it as it was written in the BBC article. A major nationwide publication, the biggest probably. Man I wonder who filed that complaint.

@Ultra_mgpower @adefisayomie You are Nigerian

@DefofFailure @adefisayomie Your name says it all. 'failure'

How do sperm donors donate sperm? Do they masturbate, or do they have sex with a nurse?

@LillianneMoo @saviorequipment @bucees Is this bag empty? If not, you should seal it please the chips will get stale

@angelasjaded Write a story about when the Romans managed to retake Constantinople from the Crusaders, reestablishing the Eastern Roman Empire in 1261.

What do I write? What do I wish to create and bring into this space... Any topics you'd like?

@lifterlily Please clean your car

cut off my hair and never wanna go back I probably have nuked my attractiveness but goddamn i like it way better as an athlete

@cringe_panda @NickJFuentes Ok so you're saying he is a literal psychopath?

If you ever wonder why @NickJFuentes is always changing his positions, it's encoded in this video. He suffers from depression. Everything that brings joy to normal men means nothing to him. He thinks everything is boring and has no pleasure from anything normal IRL. But he gets relief by complaining. When things start feeling positive he has no choice but to scuttle it because then he can start complaining again. Succeeding would mean he'd have to stop living the way he does and he has zero intention of ever doing that.

@paleochristcon The Fàggot Civil War

If you are wondering how the civil war will play out with one particular sector of the internet. Fuentes will win. His enemies in that fight are low IQ retards. Literally. This is not satire. They are actually just straight up fucking stupid.

@femiiiszn If you're a child, perhaps. All ghosting is, in this circumstance and most others, is the ghoster prioritizing their own fear, anxiety reduction, feelings, and desire for comfort over the other person who they supposedly care about. It is as selfish as can be, and weak.

ghosting a person because you're scared to fall in love is valid.

@Eriza_Freya You have the side profile of a bloodborne character

Don’t mind me being silly😉

@MyronGainesX Never forget that you are Sudanese Amrou

Facts spoken

@hannaahhn Literally you right now

ordering a caesar salad in Italy kinda feels like a crime

@Blazinaura1 @HappyPunch I proudly support Strickland btw

Sean Strickland said there wasn’t real bad blood with Khamzat Chimaev 👀 “I sell fights. Look how boring the UFC is. Do you even know half the roster? He’s a good dude. I made him the most money he’s ever made on a fight. You’re welcome, Chimaev.”

@Ninadrama Inappropriate for someone pushing 50

Rate my UFC 328 outfit 1-10! Yay or Nay?

@wanted4mogging I must be way ahead of the game, I've never even used any of these apps before

delete hinge delete tinder delete bumble delete onlyfans delete snapchat (weirdo) unfollow those instagram hoes the women have gone insane, the jestermaxxing must come to an end until they re-learn their place i am not in a relationship, friends with benefits or dating