Parody Cramer

Dont @ me or I will counter you

@cz_binance @GiggleAcademy Hi will we be able to do part time?

My next project. @GiggleAcademy (No logo yet) Free basic (grade 1-12 ish) education, for all. No revenue. Gamified. Adaptive. Read the Concept Paper at giggleacademy.com We are HIRING. Small team, work directly with CZ.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Let's play "Hide the Bailout", it's my fav game because politics is all about misdirection. Everyone scrutinises every line of the Fed balance sheet, so they can't hide them there anymore. Now they hide them on the FDIC's balance sheet.

@0xaporia @RaoulGMI @PeterAngel2019 Lmao busted

@RaoulGMI @PeterAngel2019 lol

Crypto💘 Liquidity 1/

1. Question: "Why is DeFi dead?" Explanation: Liquid Staking is likely the reason why there's been a large defi extinction event through "indirect monetary tightening." It created a "risk free rate," or rather it "raised rates" of holding ETH rates from 0% -> 3-4%.

@Airbnb @bchesky If you read all the way through this, thank you for hearing me out. Please like and share to help this digital "SOS note in a bottle" make its way to someone who is willing to help. 🍀🙏

@RNR_0 6 sigma beat?

Alright, that was akward A 6 Sigma beat on Non-Farm Payrolls We dumped first, closed some shorts I suppose I opened them too early Maybe when scalping, I need to stay focus on my desk instead of studying in the library Scalps shorts became underwater positions

@crazyclipsonly Top G

**Short Term Alpha** I've focused on swing trading for years and I've developed an approach that I understand and feel comfortable with. But I have yet to launch a successful higher frequency system (not HFT). These are my thoughts on how I am trying to find short-term alpha.

I seriously can't believe this worked. I just did one of the coolest things ever on Ethereum. Al is no joke…

@BguzRyanto @bryancsk Huh

It's free for Singapore residents, but even if you're a foreigner in Singapore, I highly recommend you buy a library membership (about 40 SGD or 30 USD a year). You get free JSTOR and other journal database access, and can borrow 16 ebooks/ audiobooks at a time, anywhere.

I've been a professional bond trader for 35 years. 18 at the greatest bond trading house in history and the balance at two of the greatest hedge fund bond trading firms in history. You be the judge if I know how to trade bonds. I sell my macro research to a dozen of the biggest hedge funds on the planet. They seem to value my insight on bond trading as do my clients at dampedspring.com. Perhaps a disgraced equity trader who poses as a kitty knows more than me but that's for others to decide Here's how bonds work. Did you know that if you buy a two year bond at 5% yield and hold it for 2 years you make 5% per year for two years no matter what interest rates do in the meantime. It's called fixed income for a reason. Of course you could instead buy 1 year bills at 5.37% and after 1 year roll to another 1 year bill. As long as bills are over roughly 4.63% yield in 1 year you'd be better off than buying two year bonds today. Worst case they yield 0 and then you underperform modestly. That's how cash bond investing works and I own a lot of short dated cash bonds in my beta account. BUT. Speculating directionally with leverage is a completely different beast. If you buy the TUA ETF today 22.06 you are buying a 5X levered position on the two year note future. If the CPI is hot tomorrow and two year interest rates go up to 5.25 two year note futures will fall by from 101 16 to 101 and TUA will fall 2.5% in a single day. Similarly if CPI is cold two year note futures will rally and TUA will go up 2.5% in a single day. This is how bond traders at hedge funds at Salomon Brothers (in the old days) and at every fixed income floor on the planet think about bond trading for alpha. They don't use stupid long term "investing" bond math and ignore the return on cash foregone when shifting money from cash to bonds They use bond math to make absolute returns. They buy bond futures when they think yields will fall and sell them when they think yields will rise and trade them like any other future, option, or levered cash investment. I have been bearish bonds for about two months. I have made 7% unlevered return in excess of returns in cash on that position. I am still short bonds if I am correct and who knows if I will be I expect to earn another 7% on my bond position in the next two months. That's pretty sweet earning 14% in 4 months. I also will go long bonds soon. Perhaps long two's in a levered fashion as early as tomorrow because I trade bonds. But if you got sucked into buying a levered position or even an unlevered position in bonds when Kitty told you to buy your out 7% and will be holding that bag for a year and a half before you get your money back if your lucky. If your leveraged as a real bond trader would be you have been stopped out.

Cross-Exchange Funding Arbitrage Idea On 8th of August, YGG had the following fund rate: OKX: -3% If you want to take *direct* advantage of this funding rate you: - Long perp & short spot There's no easy money, so ofc there's a problem... Finding spot borrows.

@nik_algo @therobustway have u tried borrowing onchain to short? not sure if this is a direction to explore

@Degen_Cramer @therobustway It’s always like that with spreads where spot is above the futures MM is taking all the liquidity before, so we’re left with nothing 🫡

Bro is wilding 💀

@nik_algo @therobustway ah i see didnt know that theres insufficient amount to borrow for spot

@Degen_Cramer @therobustway Not sure what else could I short Spot is never an option with those spreads

@nik_algo @therobustway why short the futures?

@therobustway Yeah, seems like it’s over I’ve got even worse situation lol Entered and left thinking it’s not over :D

@dengdengspams push the bar against the meat of your palm as you wrap the fingers over the bar

Anyone have tips on how to not get these gym callouses? Me hate them!

Kobe must be watching this, smiling. 🥹 #FIBAWC x #WinForAll

@dillondanis Damn it must be related to someone close to Logan

if we hit 2 million on my instagram I’ll drop the picture