Deitra Haynes

“It’s been a long-ass week” — me, in the middle of Monday.

@notsoplainjane2 I’m waiting on the protein liquor

the fact nobody saying that sometimes we were just..bored and that's all there was to it. we sat there in boredom. staring at the posters on our walls, the weird patterns on the floor/ceiling. staring at clouds. all these things would come out of boredom.

Florida A&M University’s marching band performs “Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough” ahead of the new Michael Jackson film ‘MICHAEL.’

Don't tap ✨

what age do we start meeting up for bingo cause im ready now

Just got my electric bill. When y'all come over please use the flashlight on your phone.

It takes a special kind of person to live 15 minutes away from work and be late everyday.

Yes, and unfortunately the son was a two-term President.

Gen Z just as bad

Me not understanding a word but still enjoying the Bad Bunny halftime show

Since the Winter Olympics is underway, this is the perfect time to post Surya Bonaly doing her back flip on ice. Judges used to underscore her and I loved that she did the backflip in her last performance before retiring as a big FU to the establishment.

Whitney Houston’s iconic bow is one of the most graceful and elegant signs of gratitude I ever seen. I could watch her do this a million times.

- BLACK HISTORY! and don’t you forget it.

My son just fell so hard upstairs it shook da house but I know he was doin somethin he wasn’t supposed to dats why he not cryin. I know he balled up in pain tryna hide it

This is grounds for a class action lawsuit

i don’t even fake laugh at people’s jokes anymore i just look at them like this

I don’t believe there’s any reason to do burpees

The creativity...the cuteness. Where the repass😍 😂