Big Daddy D 👽

Thinking about the time I apologized to an actor in a haunted house for jumping when they scared me and they laughed 💀

Mass shooters since 2018 who were transgender - 4 Mass shooters since 2018 who were not transgender - 4,193. Hope that helps.

@fawneve_ You can use my $5 in rewards next time you go if you want! Idk if ill be back in SoDak for a few years lmao

In 2015, Shia LaBeouf watched all his films nonstop for 72 hours—eating, sleeping, and reacting live in a New York cinema while the world watched him watch himself.

@fawneve_ One of my favorite places 🥲

a local friend of mine shared a post about his experience djing at a correctional facility this past weekend and it is probably one of the coolest, most eye opening, and positive things i’ve read in the edm community recently

We are once again down to two eggs

raise ur hand if u got at least one (1) absolutely fucked looking pinky toenail

apparently one of the ways the KGB knew an American spy was that Americans are always leaning on shit lol

white people have zero spatial awareness, like, maybe you shouldn’t stand in the middle of everywhere you go?

Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro

I like when we sleep on our backs with our arms crossed…like gorgeous lil vampires with fkn voluptuous boobies

@ummyouguys Bangers

anyways my obligatory show recommendations are true detective, season 1 mr. robot (coming to netflix next week)

HPV

@Kompanymusic Can it be banana flavored??

Should I use these as stage props and they shoot out foam

I like to say “highs or lows” to start class wars and confusion

Actually, I would rather eat no eggs at all, period, but I know that they are useful, so at least we can get mid-good quality (one day I’m gonna have my own chickens, and this will be a non-issue)

I would rather eat no eggs at all than Great Value

Him: Can you work on a shopping list today? Me: *compiling all of the 18-Count Egg stats with hyperlinks*