Delivery_Driver_Diaries_

@markpinc @elonmusk Homeless people get $141k from the government. While I work ubereats and door dash to pay the bills. Cool.

The truth about sf homelessness spending. Its squandered by bureaucracy.

Last run... 30 minutes 8 miles $7.00 no tip. At this pace I'm looking at $14.00 this hour. Awesome! (Sarcasm) Thanks @DoorDash

@ChickfilA @ChickfilA And the same girl who couldn't bring my food to the mobile line just handed me the order. Thank you for wasting my time.

@ChickfilA still waiting. This sucks.

@ChickfilA you should really have the mobile pickup line include @doordash & @UberEats I'm trying to make money and I'm sitting in a 15 minute line, 10 cars in front of me, no one's in the mobile line & the employee refused to bring me the food unless I sat in the regular line

8 miles. 20 minutes. $18 Not bad

@FAlvarez8085 @JoeSantagato Listening to episode 520 Two things ... 1. The Munchausen would be a lesbian bar or brothel. 2. At Asburgers the medium rare would be called cooked half ass. Have a nice day

I love listening to @basementyard while doing my deliveries. Thank You @JoeSantagato @FAlvarez8085 for making my nights fly by

Next delivery... Tacos @tacobell . Quick easy pickup at the drive thru. Thanks taco bell. Take note @McDonalds

Back doing @DoorDash. Text says food is ready. Food is not ready. Been here 8 minutes. No one in the drive thru. No one inside. I bet it will ask why I'm late. Thanks @McDonalds

@JJWatt I ordered from a kiosk, grabbed my own food out of a heater and the kiosk asked for a tip. Crazy

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

Working @DoorDash been out front of @McDonalds for 10 minutes. App says food is ready. It is not. Let's see if I get a violation.

$2.50 extra for working in a certain area on @DoorDash . Zero orders come in "Busy" area Dash there now. Drive there "Busy" goes away. This app is 💩

My last run... I dropped the food off... Me: "The straws in the bag". Customer: "You too." Me: "..."

Dear @doordash and @UberEats Users, If you ask for extra stuff, you better tip. Thank you, Your Driver

@mosesgives How about you pay my mortgage?

How much is your rent? I will pay. Be sincere !

@DoorDash_Help No thanks. Don't need more violations on my account

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It sucks being a @DoorDash driver. Food is always late being prepared which makes the driver late and we get penalized for the lateness And their AI violation dispute doesn't give a crap and doesn't have the ability to reason so it's always the drivers fault. Pure garbage

@DoorDash also combines orders. They pay you less for the second order even though you are driving just as far if not further. This should be investigated

@highnoonsunsips why does @DavePortnAI look like Screech?