Denis Pitcher
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Denis Pitcher
@DenisPitcher
Entrepreneur, business owner, former Chief Fintech Advisor, coder, worked in finance, trained as an engineer. - not financial advice

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.



We’ve trained a multimodal AI model to turn routine pathology slides into spatial proteomics, with the potential to reduce time and cost while expanding access to cancer care.

This is wild. theaustralian.com.au/business/techn…





This is wild. theaustralian.com.au/business/techn…




As someone who's already at the spot where agents write 100% of my code, it's crazy to me to see that 28% of responses here think they still won't be there a year from now

Tradfi guys will bend over backwards to tell you that the incumbent financial system is the safest, most secure and most efficient one that could ever be conceived. Yet they don’t even know that the entire finance backend is made in COBOL, a coding language made literally in the late 1950s for business data processing.






I don't know why this week became the tipping point, but nearly every software engineer I've talked to is experiencing some degree of mental health crisis.



Still bid 69,420

