Derek Voss

Virginia lawmakers accidentally repealed all previous marijuana criminal laws via a drafting error, creating a one-year gap without any marijuana distribution laws. 👀

@LibertarianG0th I still remember my dad being pissed off that gas prices hit $2/gal 😂 I’d love to have those prices back

Remember when this was considered high? Now Costco is packed bc this is 𝑳𝑶𝑾, now!!

@RepThomasMassie Nice

The House just passed my resolution to provide greater transparency into how taxpayer dollars were spent to resolve congressional sexual misconduct claims. The vote was 420-0. Americans deserve to know precisely how their money is spent.

@HouseGOP @RepGuthrie Fuck every one of you that voted for this. You are putting forth censorship on your own citizens.

PASSED: the KIDS Act requires age verification on obscene websites, sets nationwide standards enforced by the FTC, and empowers parents, while letting states pass even stronger child protections. Thank you @RepGuthrie!

@LibertarianG0th This meme format never disappoints 😂

Yes. Rubio is ready if I have to cancel over a headache. 😆😆

@mattvanswol @timburchett @ThomGallagher27 It does seem like the GOP WANTS the Dems to be the majority so they can go back to complaining about not being able to do anything due to the Democrats. Much easier and cushier for them if they don’t actually have to work.

@timburchett @ThomGallagher27 Honestly Tim? The GOP feels like it’s purposely trying to lose the midterms right now. And I hate to say it, because I know the Democrats are awful… But why are the GOP hell bent on not passing Trump’s agenda? No DOGE cuts. Still funding the Taliban. No SAVE Act.

Why would you do this unless you wanted to cheat. foxnews.com/politics/four-…

@RealJamesWoods And now he bathes in that trough, unfortunately. I’d like to see him now help spotlight and get his buddies to fund the primaries of the four republicans that voted against the SAVE America Act.

@RonDeSantis That’s because they didn’t know how many they’d need to make sure he didn’t advance

What a joke! They don’t even know how many ballots are outstanding.

You all are getting the best feedback right now and just ignoring it completely because you don’t like it. Your game is not likely to do well, which means your next game will be nonexistent. Sony is axing companies left and right, but sure, don’t be humble and listen to the feedback your fans are giving you.

@Dominos_UK ok thanks for the feedback, dominos pizza corporate account

God of War game with no Kratos = Pepperoni Passion with no pepperoni

@AdrianneCurry @OliLondonTV Whoa, never expected Woody to do black face

@OliLondonTV Get your own Blazing Saddles doll!

Singer Kelis shows off her black ‘Toy Story’ Woody doll. “We took a lot of time to make sure all the details were right.” Toy company ‘Make it Brown’ says it turns toys black so the black community can feel “represented & included.”

If you vote a certain way in an election because some "influencer" convinced you to. You're retarded

@TIME It’ll be the biggest flop of his career too at this rate

TIME’s new cover: ‘The Odyssey’ is arguably the biggest film of Christopher Nolan’s career. It may also be the summer blockbuster the entertainment industry needs right now time.com/article/2026/0…

@MadamSavvy @LoveKo1billion

@LoveKo1billion What the fuck???? How does this not get someone jailed thats a confession??

@elonmusk @martinmbauer

@martinmbauer You might be right

When Pluto was demoted from planet status

@TRHLofficial I guess that gives a new meaning to “monkey see, monkey do”

Shit.

@FoxNews We have to treat the son of a bitch that killed an innocent woman BEFORE we can try him? Not just no, but HELL no. Why the fuck would we the taxpayers want any additional money spent on him?

Federal prosecutors says the murder case against the man accused of killing Iryna Zarutska will not be dismissed regardless of a competency ruling. A Bureau of Prisons evaluation concluded Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. is not competent to stand trial at this time. Federal officials said the evaluation also found Brown could likely be restored to competency with treatment.

@Rothmus There’s a similar argument to be made for the Trade Federation aliens

Interesting remark

@GeeksGamersCom Just remove all of Disney’s efforts at this point 🤷‍♂️

RUMOR: Disney to Remove Star Wars Sequel Trilogy From Timeline to Resume Focus on Original Characters "If true, this would be one of the most dramatic franchise shifts in modern Hollywood history."

@InsiderWire Oh shit, they woke it up

#BREAKING: Over a dozen earthquakes have been detected near Area 51 within the past 24hrs.

@kabrutusdeid It’s got that early 2000s feel to it, and it’s a fun movie

Unpopular opinion: I like the 2005 DOOM movie.