Lex 🎀

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

A calm boyfriend 🤝 a dramatic girlfriend go so well together 😭😭

me in public listening to other peoples conversations which is obviously none of my business:

“are you okay?” no i can’t stop thinking about how girls were taught that blue balls is the most painful thing a man can go through and it was our responsibility to make sure he didn’t endure that

if his name starts with a J, C, D,or A run

me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

She’s a 10 but she works all day

@mcturdyton I’m so happy for you Andy!!

Took my mom 7 years to finally start using my correct pronouns, I’m over the moon rn

The air is bad....... Plant a tree. 🌳 It is too hot.........Plant a tree. 🌴 Our soils are damaged..Plant a tree🌲 Too much wind.....Plant a tree.🌿 Protect our water....Plant a tree.🌵 Shortage of food....Plant a tree.🌾 You can never undermine a TREE

my mental health: 📉📉📉 my humor: 📈📈📈

@Uncledub55 Moab, Utah!

What’s yalls favorite vacay spot?! Making my bucket list 😎

Relationships require a lot of forgiveness and sadly I’m not Jesus🫤🫤🫤

the ADHD urge to whip out your phone and Google everything because unanswered questions make your brain itchy

BREAKING: Worst Person You Know Is Becoming A Social Worker

@harliLockhart21 @alliekat5eva People are weird 🥴 having your own family so beautiful and fun!!!