@AbsaUganda your Acacia mall branch has the slowest tellers. It surely cannot take more than 20 minutes to serve one client!
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Derrick Scar
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Derrick Scar
@DerrickScar
Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.
Kampala Katılım Ekim 2013
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I've got "We're Going to Ibiza" by Vengaboys stuck in my head on loop. Help. Please suggest a more powerful earworm.
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@DerrickScar What!!?? @DerrickScar that's one of the most impressive things I've seen this year so far!
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@beewol NALI is always ready to receive groups of persons willing to attend patriotism courses. Just organise yourselves in a group and we can get you a training slot.
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The President is right - we civilians need to understand the science of arms for when our country needs us. How do civilians take part in these trainings? Thank you.
State House Uganda@StateHouseUg
President @KagutaMuseveni Leads MPs in Shooting Drill, Emphasises Discipline, National Defence and Anti-Corruption at @NaliKyankwanzi Retreat Close.
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@CanalBoxUG you're the worst thing to happen to Ugandan Internet.
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Ehhhh abaana ba Mbonye defend their prophet to the death. balinga numba. Atte bogera oluzungu lungi yarabi😳
Munsonyiwe banange, enjoy your false Prophet in peace.🙏
I apologize on behalf of the writers of the bible for writing Hebrews 1:1-2 We promise to host another council of Nicea next week to edit the bible and remove it so the greatest prophet of our generation can enjoy his Range Rover rides in peace. So we can honor Prophet Mbonye in peace.
Why waste time honoring Jesus who we can’t see yet we have a living breathing prophet here in Kigo.
Remember, “prophet Elvis Mbonye is way higher” than Moses, Elijah, Elisha, John the Baptist, Abraham, and all the apostles.”
Even Satan saw him and he was very scared. Remember he goes to heaven every weekend.
All hail Mbonye. 🤡
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@benmwine I used to do this until some idiot drove off with my side mirror and right front bumper. I gave up!!
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One of my favorite skills/passtimes is blocking off idiots who try to create an extra lane and forcing everyone back into one lane.
Does this make me an activist?
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@MMichea63335678 The author is the looking for relevance.
Murugyeho
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😂😂 Official explanation to who ?????? Such statements and reporting makes Journalism lose relevance 📌
Remmy Bahati@BahatiRemmy
𝐔𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐉𝐞𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐔.𝐒., 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫 A Ugandan government aircraft used for VIP travel has landed in the United States, with no official explanation for the trip. The aircraft, registered as 5X-UGF, is a Gulfstream G550 operated by the Government of Uganda and used for official state travel, including the transport of President @KagutaMuseveni. Flight tracking data from @flightaware (RAU2) : flightaware.com/live/flight/RA… indicates the aircraft transited through Cape Verde before arriving in Savannah, Georgia where it has remained on the ground for over 23 hours as of this publication. Ugandan authorities have not publicly stated the purpose of the visit. Presidential jets are not routine transport. Their use is comparable in significance to Air Force One in the United States, generally associated with the movement of the head of state or matters of national security. Long-distance deployments of such aircraft typically signal travel of sensitivity or high security levels. The lack of official information has fueled public interest and online discussion about the timing of the aircraft’s arrival in the United States, including unverified claims about the health of First Lady @JanetMuseveni. The purpose of the aircraft’s presence in the United States remains unclear.
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@emmanuel_dombo @kasujja @valerieomweru @GovUganda It is "to hell with their lifestyle audit" that your ilk are still outside prison walls...
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@kasujja @valerieomweru Bwana Allan, it is good you are joining @GovUganda when you already have some muscle! No one will claim that you got that size from their tax. To hell with their lifestyle audit. Congratulations. Uganda stands to benefit from your vast experience.
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@valerieomweru is Assistant Commissioner in charge of HR. I gleaned valuable insight from him on the workings of government when we met this morning.
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@IvernMiguel @UEDCLTD They were not ready and they're too dumb to accept it!
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STOP BUSH BURNING!
Protecting electricity infrastructure is everyone’s responsibility. We urge the public to avoid bush burning and report any such incidents to the nearest police station or local authority. Bush fires destroy power lines, disrupt electricity supply to essential services, affect businesses, and slow down community development.
#UEDCLinService #LightingUpYourWorld
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Dear @UEDCLTD it’s now becoming more abnormal for power around Kiwatule Nabe road and Dr. Lukwiya that it has to always go from 7pm and coming back at 10pm..this has been going on for 2 months now…is it some sort of a daily planned power outage?? What is the exact problem?.
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Looks like there's no power everywhere in the country!!! @UEDCLTD how more shabby and incompetent can you get? 🤦🏿♂️
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@UEDCLTD Can you please enlighten me about the evening load shedding? Sonde power keeps going off around 7pm and we are told that it's load shedding.
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February out, March in!
Here’s our scheduled maintenance plan for the month of March: uedcl.co.ug/wp-content/upl….
#UEDCLinService
#LightingUpYourWorld
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