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@ncakenya I am unable to add project contractors to a project I am registering on your portal, is there a technical issue with the portal?

I checked my payslip and noted tearfully that Sirikal is now taking (upfront) 40% of my earnings in taxes and deductions. That's before the rumoured 6% of gross for NSSF is effected in January. Ni uchugu sana!

I have nothing against Bolo bespoke (I had never heard of him before the recent social media posts) but I have to wonder where the originanility lies when a celebrated designer would have his groomsmen have Versace logos plastered on his own work making them certified fugazi....

I can't stand 7pm news Ni juu ya hii upuzi ya "bunge waliongea juu ya Adaniiiii, wakasema ni vibayaaa, wakahoji waziri wa fedhaaaaa, alikuwa amevaa miwaniiiii, inje kulikuwa na jotoooo, na mvua inanyeshaaaaa, saa hii ni samojaaaaa... naongea kama falaaaaaa" Stephen Letooooooooo

@SafaricomPLC hamuelewi nyinyi! Starlink offers 200MBPs unlimited monthly internet at 6,500. You've been charging 5,400 for 400GB a month. Increasing the speed you've been throttling from 40 to 80MBPs while maintaining a 400GB limit with same pricing is a bloody joke! #pendejo

@KIMISITUSACCO In 2020 our dividend was paid on 29th Feb, in 2021 on 27th Feb, in 2022 on 12th March, and last year on 13th March. This year the AGM has been postponed twice, with the latest 16th March AGM date recalled and no new date given. What's going on?

@Safaricom_Care I paid for a month of Home Fibre on 27/11/23 12:22, acc 768909515, today you say I have no plan because technical issues meant my renewal didn't happen, and your solution is "you'll see if you can award something" Award who? I paid for it, just provide the service

@KeEquityBank What's happening? Money sent from Mpesa is not reflecting in the account hours later. I've tried calling, sent a DM here as well as on Messenger with no response. Very frustrating

@KeEquityBank I switched to your new app and 24 hours later I am unable to transact using the app, toolkit or USSD. I called to confirm my details/activate my line at 10pm yesterday and 7am today and both times was told things will be sorted in two hours which hasn't happened.?

40 YEARS AGO TODAY The 1982 Kenyan coup d'état attempt was a failed attempt to overthrow President Daniel arap Moi's government. At 3 A.M. on Sunday, 1 August 1982. A monster was unleashed subsequently.

History interrupted by Architecture #History #architecture #railways #museumarchive @Ali_Mrarchitect @derrickasuzah @Alex_Monyangi @ken_alois @bisherak @DesignEdge5 @ondipopaps @DesignKenya @Acetineo

@KIMISITUSACCO Am I the only member of Kimisitu Sacco who keeps getting this error when trying to log into the app the last few weeks? Kuna issue?

@Safaricom_Care "Dear customer, to continue using the M-PESA App, a mandatory update is required. Please update to the latest version TODAY. Click here bit.ly/appmpesac" Is this a genuine message?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

EIB supports sustainable #housing for all in #Kenya: We are backing a €180 million initiative with IHS Kenya to scale up affordable housing in #Kenya. The project will help address the shortage of housing for low and middle income families in the region👉 bit.ly/3cNnO67

Celebrating greatness in the midst of nauseating political posturing by our tribal kingpins. Humphrey Kayange, congratulations on being a 2021 inductee into the World Rugby Hall of Fame

My second attempt at cooking a steak. First attempt eight years ago ended in premium tears #MashujaaDay2021

Is there anywhere else on God's green earth where motorbikes are allowed to ride public roads carrying cargo that's 6 metres long? Kweli Kenya....

Yesterday I encountered one of the rudest humans I have ever met. I thought about confusing them with sarcasm, but then just shrugged it off on remembering "Sarcasm is like electricity, Most villagers still don't get it"