Determined Traveller

🚨 BREAKING: Zack Polanski once left the toilet seat up in a public toilet, making him a national security threat. Source: Daily Mail

@Britpopmemories @LongpigsBand @crispinhunt @RichardHawley On and On ❤️

Here’s Sheffield’s second most famous Britpop band, Longpigs interviewed by the NME 30 years ago this week. What’s your favourite track by the band? I’m going with “On and On”.

What is being billed as the UK's biggest ever pollution case is being brought at the High Court in London by more than 4,500 people living or working along the River Wye. The case against chicken producers Avara Foods, Freemans of Newent Limited and Welsh Water is based on claims also involving the Lugg and Usk rivers that involve accusations that chicken manure and sewage polluted the waterways and turned them green and slimy. All three companies have denied the allegations.

This ongoing saga perfectly encapsulates why being polite & going about things “the right way” is no longer effective in today’s world. These big organisations and govt bodies simply do not care. Someone like @GreenpeaceUK or @XRebellionUK needs to get in there & drill the holes.

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue. On April 21st, the left screen moved first. I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug. At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy. On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me. At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire. Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83. I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags. My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports. The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026: Reviewed. That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. Let me show you my flags. March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it. March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it. April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it. April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it. April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it. That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one. The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March. Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012. Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence. Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets. The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade. I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email. The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action. One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared. One account is a coincidence. But there were six. Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000. My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger. March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes. The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event. The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting." Then the White House sent the email again. I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread. I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated. But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed. Zero prosecutions. As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations. The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still. In my field, we call this price discovery.

Dear Wales. If you don’t get out and vote Reform will get in and ruin your lives. Nigel Farage thinks you are all foreign speakers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

This is John Ashby, the racist monster who raped a Sikh woman because he believed her to be Muslim. This image should be on the front page of every newspaper and online platform. His actions will have been fuelled by the hateful rhetoric pumped out online and normalised by hard right politicians. Damn you and your sick views. My heart is broken for the survivor of this attack. She will suffer the psychological scars of this misogynistic violence for the rest of her life. I hope he is imprisoned for the rest of his days.

@DeborahPitman @networkrail @WriterHannahBT @BBCBreaking @BBCNews @ProtectTheWild_ @GreenJennyJones @DeborahMeaden @Telegraph @guardian WTF is wrong with you @networkrail?? You think you can trot out some bullshit to keep us sweet and we’ll just go away? Well you’re wrong AND you’re despicable.

Day Six since @networkrail said they’d unblock the mortar in nest holes at #ChapelMilton. It’s not happened. #swifts spotted 21 miles away today. #saveourswifts #unblocktheholes @WriterHannahBT

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Reform unveil new housing policy of burning families to death to own the lefties.

We warned you about Project 2025. We warned you about white Christian supremacy. We warned you that this was a threat to the entire world. Now US military commanders say this unnecessary and deadly war is part of a “biblical plan” to trigger the end times.

Right, so Reform want to repeal the Equality Act (sex and pregnancy discrimination), have just appointed an ardent anti-abortionist as their Head of Policy, and Matt Goodwin wants to penalise childless women. Are you getting the message about where this is going yet women?

📌 ICYMI — Bannon, Epstein, Farage and Johnson and the Plot to ‘Topple’ Theresa May The far-right former Trump adviser told Jeffrey Epstein that "we are overthrowing May right now"… bylinetimes.com/2026/02/16/ban…

@NetworkRailLST Assuming this was put here by you guys but obviously hard to tell as there’s no information about who is responsible… When will this entrance re-open? Massively inconvenient, no prior warning given (making me late for work) and for what? Yet more building work?

@NetworkRailLST @cityoflondon Absolutely obscene but not surprised when @cityoflondon are involved. They’d sell out their own mothers for the right price. Also - speaking as a local resident - this area has been nothing but a building site for years so it’s just amazing this will only get worse.

Planning approval granted by @cityoflondon for Network Rail's transformation of Britain's busiest station. Read more here: networkrailmediacentre.co.uk/news/planning-… timeforliverpoolstreet.co.uk

The enemy doesn’t arrive in a small boat. The enemy holidays on a super yacht.

@TfL Thank you, much appreciated!

@DeterminedTrav Hi Lucy Sorry to hear this. We have reported this to the Area Manager. Thanks RG

@TfL would it kill you to clean the tube stations once in a while? Handrail on the stairs at Tooting Bec clearly hasn’t been cleaned in months. These guys strike for a week cos they want more money for less work but can’t even be bothered to run a damp cloth along a bannister 🙄

Can you fucking believe that a small council in Wales didn’t honour the killing of a right wing bloke who until last week nobody in the UK had heard of?

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@TfL what is the reason for the train cancellations on the Circle and Hammersmith lines this afternoon?