Deuce Almightee✌🏽

I dont know a single man who thought @TiffanyHaddish was unattractive. Especially me. Thats it. Thats the tweet.

LETS GO @JohnWall

@randydu55280024 @ShamsCharania @AdamSchefter He could probably create an endowment with his own earnings and run off a percentage of that

So unless he surrounds himself with deep pocket donors it’s not much of a story. Howard is a terrific a school that’s done well highlighting academics. Why potentially ruin the academic standard with what will most certainly be bought and sold basketball players? Someone really needs to remind everyone that 1% of college players will get paid to play basketball for a living. 1%!!!!!

Five-time NBA All-Star John Wall has become the president of basketball operations at Howard University, returning to Washington, D.C. to partner with the top-ranked HBCU in the country, school officials tell ESPN.

@t_sadiity God. We gonna figure out wtf this earth shit was

Your first day in heaven who you going to look for?

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends???

@minminhyungie @FinancialPhys As I understand it, the blue coats suppressed the red coats, set up a new govt, and pardoned themselves.

@DeucefromPG @FinancialPhys Unfortunately we wouldn’t get pardoned…

At what price per gallon is it no longer profitable to go to work?

@LisaESnowden I went to the republican governor panel about a month back in annapolis, and I have to admit I heard some very good things from a couple candidates. More action-oriented policies to helping citizens

This governor race is about to show everyone who didn’t know how purple Maryland really is chile

@CoreyWriting Yeah, and at 9am when its 454 degrees out there, and they pass out, then what?

Absolutely not. Kids need to be in bed at this time. They aren't in the NFL.

@TomBradyEgo “Twin City” is actually pretty dope

The worst logo changes in MLB history

@heavensbvnny Sex

What are great sources of dopamine that don't involve eating, drinking, inhaling or injecting anything. Note: please don't say exercise .🫠

@JfkPascalNajadX And hes ushering in new cars having cameras and Ai to detect if the govt agrees that you can drive your vehicle.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump TERMINATED the Obama-era mandate that pushed auto start-stop systems into vehicles. You know the one. You stop at a red light. Your engine shuts off. Every. Single. Time. Doesn’t matter if you hate it. Doesn’t matter if it wears down the starter. Doesn’t matter if you have to turn it off manually every time you start the car. It was forced in the name of “efficiency.” Trump just ended it. No more government telling automakers how to design your engine. No more being annoyed at every stoplight. Build better cars. Let consumers choose. Common sense is back.

@Zodi_Am You forgot Funny Bone

I’m looking up Bone Thugz N Harmony, right… Bizzy Bone is a Virgo. (Virgo rules productivity and efficiency) Layzie Bone is a Libra. (Mars is detriment in Libra, doesn’t give enough energy) Krayzie Bone is a Gemini. (Gemini has 2 sides being twins) Wish Bone is an Aquarius. (Aquarius rules manifesting and dreams) What the entire fuck.

@Lady_FanAccount Is that the first recorded “PAUSE”?????

"Bad" was originally conceived as a duet between Michael Jackson and Prince. Quincy Jones arranged the meeting and Michael sent the demo, but Prince refused. The reason? The first sentence of the lyrics "Your butt is mine". Prince said: Who's going to sing this to whom? 😂

@MikenzieFrost Did they have CeRtIfIcAtIoNs??

BREAKING: Maryland cancels Key Bridge rebuild contract with Kiewit. Gov. Moore says “it became evident that the contractor's proposed price and timeline for moving forward was unreasonably high and therefore unacceptable.” Search for new contractor is underway.

@ThrillaRilla369 Chipotle

A poor people food that you will eat no matter how rich you get

@grandmaisthebby @melanadavids I like megan. Always have. Shorty fine to me.

Kim K got wifed after her sex tape leaked and black men still want her. Megan doesn’t even have a sex tape and niggas hate her. One is “exotic” the other is a black woman.

@micheal_ws18 Ones where your ass is poking out

Gym goers: what’s one exercise you refuse to do, no matter how much people hype it up?

@DeanTTraining Nah, this knee is as good as it will get. Wont bend further…not enough skin.

@DeucefromPG Work within your capabilities Look to improve mobility over time if really compromised

The exercise I see BUTCHERED most often in the gym is Leg Press Video 1 is how 99% of people do it Video 2 is how it SHOULD be done